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43 Worst Remakes Ever

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Second time’s the harm for these Rotten remakes, with each critically-trashed film here scored well below 30% on the Tomatometer. It’s probably no surprise there’s plenty of horror remakes on here (especially during those flare-ups when Hollywood would plunder overseas for material to adapt for American audiences) but since we’ve already got a worst horror movies list, let’s focus on the remakes that made critics scream without the tacky jump scares. Die Hard director John McTiernan virtually killed his career with the Rollerball reboot, and love made Guy Ritchie do some screwy things, like putting Madonna in Swept Away. Nicolas Cage double-dipped with Bangkok Dangerous and The Wicker Man, putting his image in a tail-spin until his rehabilitation in recent years. Tom Cruise proved he CAN’T do it all with The Mummy, immediately unravelling the Dark Universe. And the FBI may pay you to surf, but they’re certainly not wasting taxpayer dollars on a decent action flick in Point Break.
As for comedies, the search is on for laughs with The Pink Panther in the Inspector Clouseau role. The Women and Yours, Mine & Ours tried updating some classic comedies of decades past, while Taxi didn’t even work just a few years after the French original came out. Now, see the full list to our guide of the worst-reviewed movie remakes of all time. —Alex Vo
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29%
Critics Consensus: One of the weakest entries in the J-horror remake sweepstakes, One Missed Call is undone by bland performances and shopworn shocks.
Synopsis: When Beth Raymond (Shannyn Sossamon) witnesses the deaths of two friends, she knows there is more at work than just a tragic coincidence; days before... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Shannyn Sossamon, Edward Burns, Ana Claudia Talancón, Ray Wise
Directed By: Éric Valette
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13%
Critics Consensus: No need for a quarantine -- enthusiasm for this inert remake is not contagious.
Synopsis: Fresh out of college, five friends (Nadine Crocker, Matthew Daddario, Samuel Davis) face the horrors of a flesh-eating virus while staying at a remote cabin.
Starring: Nadine Crocker, Matthew Daddario, Samuel Davis, Gage Golightly
Directed By: Travis Zariwny
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19%
Critics Consensus: No consensus yet.
Synopsis: With the help of her father's ex-partner (Samuel L. Jackson) and a friend (Callan McAuliffe) from her past, an orphaned teen (India Eisley) mercilessly blasts... View Full Synopsis
Starring: India Eisley, Callan McAuliffe, Samuel L. Jackson, Deon Lotz
Directed By: Ralph Ziman
3%
14%
Critics Consensus: Removing the social critique of the original, this updated version of Rollerball is violent, confusing, and choppy. Klein makes for a bland hero.
Synopsis: Jonathan is the most popular player in the fastest and most extreme sport of all time: rollerball. Along with teammates Marcus and Aurora, Jonathan is... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Chris Klein, Jean Reno, LL Cool J, Rebecca Romijn
Directed By: John McTiernan
4%
31%
Critics Consensus: Flatliners falls flat as a horror movie and fails to improve upon its source material, rendering this reboot dead on arrival.
Synopsis: Five medical students embark on a daring and dangerous experiment to gain insight into the mystery of what lies beyond the confines of life. The... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Diego Luna, Nina Dobrev, James Norton, Kiersey Clemons
Directed By: Niels Arden Oplev
4%
19%
Critics Consensus: The Fog is a so-so remake of a so-so movie, lacking scares, suspense or originality.
Synopsis: The prosperous town of Antonio Bay, Ore., is born in blood, as the town's founders get their money by murdering a colony of lepers. But... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Tom Welling, Maggie Grace, Selma Blair, DeRay Davis
Directed By: Rupert Wainwright
4%
33%
Critics Consensus: A needless remake that quickly loses sight of the themes that elevated the original, this is a Jacob's Ladder that leads straight to nowhere.
Synopsis: After losing his brother in combat, Jacob Singer returns home from Afghanistan -- only to be pulled into a mind-twisting state of paranoia. Singer soon... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Michael Ealy, Jesse Williams, Nicole Beharie, Guy Burnet
Directed By: David M. Rosenthal
6%
28%
Critics Consensus: Muddled and lacking the political context of the original, Swept Away offers further proof that Madonna can't act.
Synopsis: Imagine being shipwrecked on a beautiful island -- with someone you really can't stand. A young soldier (Adriano Giannini) is cast adrift on an island... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Madonna, Adriano Giannini, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Bruce Greenwood
Directed By: Guy Ritchie
6%
51%
Critics Consensus: The initial set-up is unbelievable, the plotting is predictable and stale, and the comedy depends on repetitive pratfalls that soon get old.
Synopsis: When Coast Guard Adm. Frank Beardsley (Dennis Quaid) decides to move his family of eight children back to his old hometown, he encounters handbag designer... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Dennis Quaid, Rene Russo, Danielle Panabaker, Sean Faris
Directed By: Raja Gosnell
8%
44%
Critics Consensus: When a Stranger Calls ranks among the more misguided remakes in horror history, offering little more than a rote, largely fright-free update to the original.
Synopsis: Far away from the site of a gruesome murder, a teenager named Jill Johnson (Camilla Belle) arrives at a luxurious home for a baby-sitting job.... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Camilla Belle, Tommy Flanagan, Tessa Thompson, Brian Geraghty
Directed By: Simon West
9%
43%
Critics Consensus: Silly and unfunny remake of a French movie of the same name.
Synopsis: After a slew of traffic accidents, police detective Andy Washburn is demoted and has his driver's license revoked by his lieutenant. While on duty one... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Queen Latifah, Jimmy Fallon, Jennifer Esposito, Ann-Margret
Directed By: Tim Story
9%
26%
Critics Consensus: With murky cinematography, a meandering pace, a dull storyline, and rather wooden performances, The Pang Brothers' Hollywood remake of Bangkok Dangerous is unsuccessful.
Synopsis: Remorseless assassin Joe (Nicolas Cage) is in Thailand to complete a series of contract killings for a crime boss called Surat (Nirattisai Kaljaruek). He hires... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Shahkrit Yamnam, Charlie Young, Panward Hemmanee
Directed By: Oxide Chun Pang, Danny Pang
9%
15%
Critics Consensus: Martyrs flays off everything that gave the original its icy horrific beauty, leaving us an empty, pointless remake.
Synopsis: With help from a friend (Bailey Noble), a tormented woman (Troian Bellisario) tracks down the family that imprisoned and tortured her when she was a... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Troian Bellisario, Bailey Noble, Kate Burton, Caitlin Carmichael
Directed By: Kevin Goetz, Michael Goetz
10%
47%
Critics Consensus: There was plenty of room to improve on the original, but Firestarter trips over that low bar and tumbles toward the bottom of the long list of Stephen King adaptations.
Synopsis: For more than a decade, parents Andy (Zac Efron; Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile; The Greatest Showman) and Vicky (Sydney Lemmon; Fear the Walking... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Zac Efron, Ryan Kiera Armstrong, Sydney Lemmon, Kurtwood Smith
Directed By: Keith Thomas
11%
33%
Critics Consensus: Being a remake of a Thai horror film instead of Japanese doesn't prevent Shutter from being another lame Asian horror remake.
Synopsis: Photographer Ben (Joshua Jackson) and his new bride, Jane (Rachael Taylor), turn their honeymoon into a working vacation when he snags a prestigious assignment in... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Joshua Jackson, Rachael Taylor, Megumi Okina, David Denman
Directed By: Masayuki Ochiai
11%
27%
Critics Consensus: Another stale American remake of a successful Japanese horror film, Pulse bypasses the emotional substance of the original and overcompensates with pumped-up visuals and every known horror cliche.
Synopsis: After her boyfriend commits suicide, a psychology student (Kristen Bell) and her friends begin receiving unsettling e-mails and video messages. After a number of disappearances... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Kristen Bell, Ian Somerhalder, Steve Talley, Christina Milian
Directed By: Jim Sonzero
11%
28%
Critics Consensus: Michael Caine shows up to collect a paycheck, and so does everyone else in this rote, middling remake.
Synopsis: Sylvester Stallone plays Jack Carter, a Vegas mobster who comes home to Seattle to bury his brother after an apparent car accident. Once home he... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Miranda Richardson, Rachael Leigh Cook, Alan Cumming
Directed By: Stephen Kay
12%
29%
Critics Consensus: Loaded with dazzling action but bereft of purpose, the Point Break remake will be remembered as the first film to make audiences pine for the simultaneous presences of Keanu Reeves and Gary Busey.
Synopsis: Thrill-seeking criminals perform a series of daredevil stunts to steal money and gems, only to give it away to the poor and less fortunate. Training... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Edgar Ramírez, Luke Bracey, Ray Winstone, Teresa Palmer
Directed By: Ericson Core
13%
37%
Critics Consensus: The Women is a toothless remake of the 1939 classic, lacking the charm, wit and compelling protagonists of the original.
Synopsis: Clothing designer Mary Haines (Meg Ryan) appears to have it all: a beautiful home in Connecticut, a successful husband, a lovely daughter, and the support... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Meg Ryan, Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing
Directed By: Diane English
14%
43%
Critics Consensus: Visually faithful but lacking the depth and subversive twists that made the original so memorable, the Nightmare on Elm Street remake lives up to its title in the worst possible way.
Synopsis: Teenagers Nancy, Quentin, Kris, Jesse and Dean are all neighborhood friends who begin having the same dream of a horribly disfigured man who wears a... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Jackie Earle Haley, Rooney Mara, Kyle Gallner, Katie Cassidy
Directed By: Samuel Bayer
14%
38%
Critics Consensus: A gratuitous remake of the 1974 slasher, Black Christmas pumps out the gore and blood with zero creativity, humor, or visual flair.
Synopsis: The holiday season turns deadly for a group of sorority sisters (Katie Cassidy, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Lacey Chabert, Michelle Trachtenberg) who are stranded at their... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Katie Cassidy, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Lacey Chabert, Michelle Trachtenberg
Directed By: Glen Morgan
15%
50%
Critics Consensus: The rebooted Red Dawn lacks the original's topicality, but at least pays tribute in delivering the same short shrift to character development and general logic.
Synopsis: When North Korean troops invade U.S. soil and take over the city of Spokane, Wash., a recently returned Iraq War veteran and a group of... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Chris Hemsworth, Josh Peck, Josh Hutcherson, Adrianne Palicki
Directed By: Dan Bradley
15%
35%
Critics Consensus: Lacking the campy fun of the franchise's most recent entries and failing to deliver many monster-movie thrills, The Mummy suggests a speedy unraveling for the Dark Universe.
Synopsis: Nick Morton is a soldier of fortune who plunders ancient sites for timeless artifacts and sells them to the highest bidder. When Nick and his... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Tom Cruise, Russell Crowe, Annabelle Wallis, Sofia Boutella
Directed By: Alex Kurtzman
15%
17%
Critics Consensus: Puzzlingly misguided, Neil LaBute's update The Wicker Man struggles against unintentional comedy and fails.
Synopsis: A reclusive lawman (Nicolas Cage) travels to a secluded island to search for a girl who has gone missing. Once there, he discovers sinister forces... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Ellen Burstyn, Kate Beahan, Frances Conroy
Directed By: Neil LaBute
17%
47%
Critics Consensus: Bereft of the imaginative flair that made earlier Hellboys so enjoyable, this soulless reboot suggests Dante may have left a tenth circle out of his Inferno.
Synopsis: While battling a trio of rampaging giants, the legendary half-demon Hellboy encounters Nimue the Blood Queen, an ancient resurrected sorceress who's out to avenge a... View Full Synopsis
Starring: David Harbour, Milla Jovovich, Ian McShane, Sasha Lane
Directed By: Neil Marshall
17%
28%
Critics Consensus: Sophisticated visual effects fail to offset awkward performances and an uneven script in The Haunting
Synopsis: This horror tale focuses on visitors to the secluded mansion of Hill House who have been called to the isolated location by Dr. David Marrow... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Liam Neeson, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Owen Wilson, Lili Taylor
Directed By: Jan de Bont
20%
28%
Critics Consensus: Without compelling characters or heart, Godzilla stomps on everything that made the original (or any monster movie worth its salt) a classic.
Synopsis: During a nuclear test, the French government inadvertently mutates a lizard nest; years later, a giant lizard makes its way to New York City. Dr.... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno, Maria Pitillo, Hank Azaria
Directed By: Roland Emmerich
20%
23%
Critics Consensus: Dull and derivative, the rebooted Grudge wastes a talented cast and filmmaker on watered-down scares that may leave viewers nursing grievances of their own.
Synopsis: A detective investigates a murder scene that has a connection to a case that her new partner handled in the past. The killings occurred in... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Andrea Riseborough, Demián Bichir, John Cho, Betty Gilpin
Directed By: Nicolas Pesce
21%
27%
Critics Consensus: Heavy on special effects, but without a coherent story at its base, The Day the Earth Stood Still is subpar re-imagining of the 1951 science-fiction classic.
Synopsis: Klaatu, an extraterrestrial visitor to planet Earth, becomes the herald of upheaval on a global scale. As the world's governments and scientists race to understand... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Keanu Reeves, Jennifer Connelly, Kathy Bates, Jaden Smith
Directed By: Scott Derrickson
21%
51%
Critics Consensus: Though Steve Martin is game, the particulars of the Inspector Clouseau character elude him in this middling update.
Synopsis: When the coach of a French soccer team is killed, his ring featuring the legendary Pink Panther diamond goes missing. Luckily, Chief Inspector Dreyfus (Kevin... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Steve Martin, Kevin Kline, Beyoncé, Jean Reno
Directed By: Shawn Levy
22%
43%
Critics Consensus: Featuring wooden performances and minimal scares, The Eye is another tedious remake of an Asian horror film.
Synopsis: Blind for most of her life, concert violinist Sydney Wells (Jessica Alba) is the recipient of a double corneal transplant that restores her sight at... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Jessica Alba, Alessandro Nivola, Parker Posey, Rade Serbedzija
Directed By: David Moreau, Xavier Palud
23%
36%
Critics Consensus: Fame is ultimately undone by its choppy editing, its incomplete characterizations, and its apparent desire to appeal to the High School Musical generation.
Synopsis: At New York's High School of Performing Arts, students (Asher Book, Kristy Flores, Paul Iacono) from all walks of life get the chance to hone... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Asher Book, Kristy Flores, Paul Iacono, Paul McGill
Directed By: Kevin Tancharoen
24%
54%
Critics Consensus: Overboard makes poor use of the ever-charming Anna Faris -- and chooses questionable source material -- to offer a remake that fails to clear the fairly low bar set by the original.
Synopsis: Kate is a single, working-class mother of three who's hired to clean a luxury yacht that belongs to Leonardo -- a selfish, spoiled and wealthy... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Eugenio Derbez, Anna Faris, Eva Longoria, John Hannah
Directed By: Rob Greenberg
24%
52%
Critics Consensus: How do you fight an idea? By filming a remake that has too few of its own, and tries to cover it up with choppy editing and CGI.
Synopsis: Judah Ben-Hur loses everything after his adopted brother Messala, now an officer in the Roman army, returns to Jerusalem and accuses the young prince of... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Jack Huston, Toby Kebbell, Morgan Freeman, Rodrigo Santoro
Directed By: Timur Bekmambetov
25%
30%
Critics Consensus: In exchanging the chilling satire of the original into mindless camp, this remake has itself become Stepford-ized.
Synopsis: After enduring setbacks in her television career, executive Joanna Eberhart (Nicole Kidman) relocates with her family from New York City to the Connecticut suburb of... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Nicole Kidman, Matthew Broderick, Bette Midler, Glenn Close
Directed By: Frank Oz
25%
30%
Critics Consensus: While its relentless, gory violence is more faithful to the Robert E. Howard books, Conan the Barbarian forsakes three-dimensional characters, dialogue, and acting in favor of unnecessary 3D effects.
Synopsis: A powerful Cimmerian warrior, Conan carves a bloody path across the land of Hyboria on a personal vendetta. That soon turns into an epic battle... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Jason Momoa, Rachel Nichols, Stephen Lang, Rose McGowan
Directed By: Marcus Nispel
25%
39%
Critics Consensus: This Disney retread has neither inspiration nor originality, but may please moviegoers under the age of ten.
Synopsis: Deputy District Attorney Dave Douglas (Tim Allen) is a workaholic and frequently puts his job before his family. After taking on a case involving an... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Tim Allen, Robert Downey Jr., Danny Glover, Kristin Davis
Directed By: Brian Robbins
26%
47%
Critics Consensus: Though technically well-constructed, Friday the 13th is a series rehash that features little to distinguish it from its predecessors.
Synopsis: Against the advice of locals and police, Clay (Jared Padalecki) scours the eerie woods surrounding Crystal Lake for his missing sister. But the rotting cabins... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Jared Padalecki, Danielle Panabaker, Amanda Righetti, Travis Van Winkle
Directed By: Marcus Nispel
26%
40%
Critics Consensus: Even with the force of a "classic" behind it, remake fever can't hold up the hollowness of this style-drenched Omen.
Synopsis: A new age of evil threatens to arise when an American diplomat (Liev Schreiber) and his wife (Julia Stiles) learn that the child (Seamus Davey-Fitzpatrick)... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Liev Schreiber, Julia Stiles, Mia Farrow, David Thewlis
Directed By: John Moore
27%
44%
Critics Consensus: An irritating, unnecessary remake that demonstrates the libertine charm Russell Brand exudes in supporting roles turn against him when he's star of the show.
Synopsis: Irresponsible playboy Arthur Bach (Russell Brand) has always relied on two things to keep him out of real trouble: his great wealth and the advice... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Russell Brand, Helen Mirren, Jennifer Garner, Greta Gerwig
Directed By: Jason Winer
27%
44%
Critics Consensus: Bearing little resemblance to the 1953 original, House of Wax is a formulaic but better-than-average teen slasher flick.
Synopsis: A gang of college friends, including Wade (Jared Padalecki) and his girlfriend, Carly (Elisha Cuthbert), are en route to a school football game when they... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Elisha Cuthbert, Chad Michael Murray, Brian Van Holt, Paris Hilton
Directed By: Jaume Collet-Serra
28%
59%
Critics Consensus: The new-look Annie hints at a progressive take on a well-worn story, but smothers its likable cast under clichés, cloying cuteness, and a distasteful materialism.
Synopsis: Ever since her parents left her as a baby, little Annie (Quvenzhané Wallis) has led a hard-knock life with her calculating foster mother, Miss Hannigan.... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Jamie Foxx, Quvenzhané Wallis, Rose Byrne, Bobby Cannavale
Directed By: Will Gluck
29%
22%
Critics Consensus: Paying competent homage without adding anything of real value to the original Poltergeist, this remake proves just as ephemeral (but half as haunting) as its titular spirit.
Synopsis: All seems well for Eric Bowen (Sam Rockwell), wife Amy (Rosemarie DeWitt) and their three children as they move into their new house in the... View Full Synopsis
Starring: Sam Rockwell, Rosemarie DeWitt, Kyle Catlett, Jane Adams
Directed By: Gil Kenan




