Critics Consensus

Kung Fu Panda 3 Is Po-fectly Entertaining

Plus, The Finest Hours offers traditional thrills, You, Me, and the Apocalypse is Certified Fresh, and guess Fifty Shades of Black's Tomatometer.

by | January 28, 2016 | Comments

This week at the movies, we’ve got a portly protector (Kung Fu Panda 3, featuring the voices of Jack Black and J.K. Simmons), high seas heroics (The Finest Hours, starring Chris Pine and Casey Affleck), and a steamy spoof (Fifty Shades of Black, starring Marlon Wayans and Kali Hawk). What do the critics have to say?

Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016) 87%

If any studio is capable of challenging the perennial dominance of Pixar, it’s DreamWorks Animation, home to fairy tale ogres, trained dragons, and a bevy of zoo animals stranded in Madagascar. This week, another DreamWorks success story unleashes its third installment, and critics say Kung Fu Panda 3 is a visually delightful treat, even if its story is a tad ho-hum. This time out, Po (voiced by Jack Black) unites with another panda from his past (Bryan Cranston) to train a new generation of warriors and defeat an evil master (J.K. Simmons) from the spirit realm. The pundits say that, despite a thinner plot, Kung Fu Panda 3 is as entertaining and spectacularly animated as its predecessors.

The Finest Hours (2016) 64%

Remarkable true stories don’t always translate to compelling cinema, even when they’re about harrowing maritime encounters — see last year’s In the Heart of the Sea, for example. Critics say this week’s The Finest Hours, which is based on a 1952 Coast Guard rescue off the coast of Cape Cod, mostly gets by on some old-fashioned thrills, but it also stumbles in its efforts to stir up drama. Chris Pine stars as Bernard Webber, a Coast Guard officer who leads a small motorboat crew into rough seas to retrieve the survivors of a tanker ripped in half by a powerful nor’easter. The pundits say The Finest Hours is a fairly traditional survival drama that benefits from its gripping rescue sequences but stalls whenever it cuts away from the action.

Fifty Shades of Black (2016) 7%

There are some who would argue that the erotic drama Fifty Shades of Grey was unintentionally comedic in its own way, but those looking for even less subtlety can look forward to Fifty Shades of Black, a parody of the EL James adaptation that wasn’t screened for critics. Marlon Wayans — the master satirist behind the Scary Movie and A Haunted House franchises — stars as the titular exec, who presumably reveals his penchant for BDSM and pop culture references when he becomes involved with an innocent reporter (Kali Hawk) looking to write a story about him. Time to guess the Tomatometer!

What’s Hot on TV

You, Me and the Apocalypse: Series 1 (2015) 83%

You, Me, and the Apocalypse has a lot of fun with the end of the world, if you can keep up with its unpredictable, oddball twists.


Outsiders: Season 1 (2016) 76%

Outsiders‘ gritty performances keep the backwoods drama intriguing, even when the story gets stuck in the mud.

Chelsea Does: Season 1 (2016) 79%

Chelsea Does manages to investigate some meaningful topics, but the show’s polarizing namesake is also its greatest liability.

Lucifer: Season 1 (2016) 50%

Lucifer‘s got sex appeal, but the show’s hackneyed cop procedural format undermines a potentially entertaining premise.


Also Opening This Week In Limited Release

  • The Clan (El Clan) (2016) , a based-on-true-events period crime drama about an Argentine family who kidnapped wealthy citizens and held them for ransom, is at 92 percent.
  • Requiem For The American Dream (2016) , a documentary compiled from interviews with political activist Noam Chomsky, who explores the nature of income inequality, is at 86 percent.
  • Mountain Men (2016) , starring Chace Crawford and Tyler Labine in a comedy about two brothers trying to evict a squatter from their family cabin, is at 83 percent.
  • Lazer Team (2016) , a sci-fi comedy about four unlikely heroes who must work together to prevent an alien invasion , is at 58 percent.
  • Rabin, the Last Day (2016) , a documentary about the assassination of Israeli prime minister Yitzhak Rabin, is at 50 percent.
  • Eternity: The Movie (2016) , a comedy about two musicians trying to make it in the mid-1980s smooth R&B scene, is at zero percent.
  • Jane Got a Gun (2016) , starring Natalie Portman and Ewan McGregor in a western about a woman who seeks help from a former lover to defend herself from a gang of bandits, was not widely screened for critics.
  • Mike Smith

    So we to guess both Jane Got a Gun and 50 Shades of Black-again??? Did we have that last week???

    • MontyPythonFanatic2

      Welcome to January. Oh, and be prepared to guess next week for Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, if not The Choice as well.

      • Clark

        At least the Coen bros come to the rescue next week with Hail Caeser!

  • Brian

    Too bad, you never revealed last week’s winners. Anyway:

    50 Shades of Black: 11 percent (Weak take on an already comedic franchise)
    Jane Got a Gun: 35 percent (Strong cast can’t make up for weak Western material)

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