Critics Consensus

The Last Witch Hunter Doesn't Cast A Spell

Plus, Steve Jobs, The Knick, and Supergirl are all Certified Fresh.

by | October 22, 2015 | Comments

This week at the movies, we’ve got a slayer of the supernatural (The Last Witch Hunter, starring Vin Diesel and Elijah Wood); a tech icon (Steve Jobs, starring Michael Fassbender and Kate Winslet); contagious, outrageous musicians (Jem and the Holograms, starring Aubrey Peeples and Juliette Lewis); a desperate rock manager (Rock the Kasbah, starring Bill Murray and Bruce Willis); and a relentless spirit (Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension, starring Katie Featherston and Hallie Foote). What do the critics have to say?


The Last Witch Hunter (2015) 18%

First Abraham Lincoln killed vampires, then Hansel and Gretel pursued witches. Now, along comes another legendary figure — Vin Diesel — on a quest to rid the world of evil forces. Unfortunately, critics say The Last Witch Hunter is a seriously muddled fantasy adventure weighted down with dull exposition and mediocre action set-pieces. Diesel stars as Kaulder, an immortal witch hunter who seeks revenge after a close friend is killed. The pundits say The Last Witch Hunter is too dark and brooding to entertain as either a popcorn flick or as a campy lark.


Steve Jobs (2015) 85%

Screenwriter Aaron Sorkin is able to take seemingly unfilmable true stories — about the founding of Facebook, say, or the front office of the Oakland A’s — and turn them into the stuff of riveting drama. But critics say what really makes Steve Jobs something special is Michael Fassbender’s uncanny performance in the title role — he captures the tech mogul’s charisma as well as his less attractive attributes. Set around three of Jobs’ major product launches, the film also veers into the Apple head’s sometimes rocky interpersonal relations, and the pundits say that while Steve Jobs is occasionally stagey and overly talky, it’s magnificently crafted and wonderfully acted.


Jem and the Holograms (2015) 22%

Glamour! Glitter! Fashion! Fame! What more does a movie need? Well, critics say Jem and the Holograms could use more (and better) music; while the film has solid performances and flashes of energy, it too often feels like a Disney Channel showbiz drama. Based upon the popular 1980s cartoon show — but updated for the viral video era — Jem and the Holograms follows the titular band as it tries to become musical superstars. The pundits say the movie is bright and inoffensive, but also predictable and — at two hours — way too long.


Rock the Kasbah (2015) 7%

Directed by Barry Levinson,  starring Bill Murray, and featuring a bunch of big names in small roles, Rock the Kasbah has the kind of pedigree that most films would envy. Too bad, then, that, critics say the film is a serious miscalculation on many levels, from its inconsistent tone to its simplistic politics. Bill Murray stars as a down-on-his-luck music manager who finds himself stranded in Afghanistan after his only remaining act bails on a USO tour. While traveling through a small village, he discovers a young woman with a terrific voice, and decides to try to get her into a televised singing competition. The pundits say Rock the Kasbah is an off day for all concerned, though it might inspire viewers to check out its loose inspiration — the Certified Fresh 2009 documentary Afghan Star.


Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (2015) 14%

The first Paranormal Activity made oodles of cash and kicked off a craze of found footage horror films, but the franchise has been bumpy ever since. Critics say this latest incarnation — in which an eight-year-old is bedeviled by a malevolent spirit, necessitating the installation of security cameras — is mostly tired and predictable, with a few inventive wrinkles and a lot of rote jump scares.


What’s Hot on TV

The Knick: Season 2 (2015) 97%

The Knick delivers an addictive second season with stunning visuals, knockout performances, and disturbing moments adding up to a period drama that’s anything but dated.


Supergirl: Season 1 (2015) 92%

Melissa Benoist shines as Superman’s plucky little cousin in Supergirl, a family-friendly comic-book adaptation that ditches cynicism for heart.


Also Opening This Week In Limited Release

  • Top Spin (2014) , a documentary about three young competitive ping pong players, is at 100 percent.
  • Heart of a Dog (2015) , Laurie Anderson‘s cinematic essay about the death of her beloved pooch, is at 95 percent.
  • Bone Tomahawk (2015) , starring Kurt Russell and Matthew Fox in a Western about a ragtag posse attempting to rescue its fellow townsfolk from cannibals, is t 84 percent.
  • Difret (2014) , a drama based on the true story of an Ethiopian teenager who killed the man who abducted her, is at 80 percent.
  • Suffragette (2015) , starring Carey Mulligan and Helena Bonham Carter in a historical drama about the fiery campaign for women’s voting rights in Great Britain, is at 79 percent.
  • Nasty Baby (2015) , starring Kristen Wiig in a dark comedy about a gay couple attempting to impregnate their close friend, is at 65 percent.
  • I Smile Back (2015) , starring Sarah Silverman and Josh Charles in a drama about a suburban mom in the throes of profound depression, is at 48 percent.
  • Tokyo Tribe (2014) , a gonzo Japanese hip-hop musical action film,  is at 48 percent.

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