And Behold, a TomKitten is Born...

by | April 19, 2006 | Comments

Since we know you’re all dying for the latest Tom Cruise/celebrity baby news, here it is: Tom and Katie welcomed baby girl Suri Tuesday afternoon…but wait, there’s more!

Yes, the huge bun in Katie Holmes‘ disturbingly protruding belly has finally been born, after what seems like eons of Tom Cruise’s endless string of bad PR moments since he jumped his first couch last year. What better remedy for a year’s worth of overzealous moments in the media eye than the culmination of Cruise and Holmes’ surprise romance?

No word yet on how Katie’s silent birth went, but baby girl Suri is doing well, according to publicists.

In an amusing twist of fate, baby TomKitten Suri was not the only mini celeb born yesterday. Joining her in the future ranks of young Hollywood was none other than the new daughter of Daddy Cruise’s postpartum drug-endorsing archenemy: Brooke Shields. Beating Katie to the birthing punch, Shields delivered her little bundle of joy Tuesday morning, named her (Grier Henchy, FYI), reported it to the media, and thus the gauntlet was thrown. Score: Brooke Shields 2, Tom Cruise 0.

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