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100 Worst Movies of All Time
It’s bad movies galore as we encounter the Rottenest of the Rotten: 100 movies that scored less than 5% with the critics on the Tomatometer!
You’re going to see lots of 0% movies, and there’s even more out there, but the ones on this list all have at least 20 reviews. We wanted to make sure the movies we’re “vouching” for as the worst ever have inflicted a minimum threshold of agony on critics. And the 20-review entry applies for every other movie on this list, and that includes the usual suspects of garbage cinema, like the deep space train wreck Battlefield Earth, the box office turkey (turtle?) The Master of Disguise, Netflix’s lazy western The Ridiculous 6, and flaccid softcore Killing Me Softly (which also makes a dubious appearance in the 200 best and worst erotic movies).
You may also note a number of significant stinkers are from the past 20 years. It’s not just because Uwe Boll was employed during this time period. And, by the way, he’s actually beat by dubious directing duo Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg, who have four movies on the list. Instead, it’s the fact more reviews are being written and collected than ever before, so today’s disasters have a better chance of vaunting over 20 reviews. (And for movies that share the same score, more reviews means you’re placed higher within the ranking.)
But fret not: Plenty of yesteryear’s bombs are here. After all, the decade that produced Mac & Me has a lot to account for. Some of the classic trash featured includes the soul-sucking Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, Speed 2: Cruise Control (see what happens when you throw Keanu overboard?), off-the-deep-end Jaws: The Revenge, and prime directive-violating RoboCop 3.
What you won’t see: Some legendary bad movies like Cats, Birdemic, and The Room, all of which have cleared at least a 10% Tomatometer. That’s right, they were too good. And Miami Connection and Plan 9 From Outer Space are actually Fresh!
Now that we set the mood for truly bad movies, start the most painful watchlist you’ll ever make with the 100 worst movies of all time!
Adjusted Score: 5.032%
Critics Consensus: Featuring mostly wooden performances, laughable dialogue, and shoddy production values, In the Name of the King fulfills all expectations of an Uwe Boll film.
Uwe Boll's fantasy adventure film In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale stars Jason Statham as Farmer,... [More]
Adjusted Score: 5.111%
Critics Consensus: Plagued by paper-thin characterizations and a hackneyed script, Material Girls fails to live up to even the minimum standards of its genre.
Stripped of their wealth and forced to fend for themselves when the multi-million-dollar cosmetics company inherited from their father suffers... [More]
Adjusted Score: 5.111%
Critics Consensus: BloodRayne is an absurd sword-and-sorcery vid-game adaptation from schlock-maestro Uwe Boll, featuring a distinguished (and slumming) cast.
In 18th century Romania, Rayne (a girl with a human mother and vampire father) possesses superhuman strength but a soft... [More]
Adjusted Score: 5.298%
Critics Consensus: A Little Bit of Heaven subjects viewers to a whole bunch of schmaltz - and strands Kate Hudson and Gael García Bernal in a fatally misguided film.
A Little Bit of Heaven is a love story set in New Orleans about an irreverent young woman who unexpectedly... [More]
Adjusted Score: 4.823%
Critics Consensus: Yet another predictable variation on the hoary old haunted-house movie, Darkness is an illogical, portentous mess.
Three weeks ago, just before the lunar eclipse, American teenager Regina and her family moved into a charming old house... [More]
Adjusted Score: 5.701%
Critics Consensus: The Fog is a so-so remake of a so-so movie, lacking scares, suspense or originality.
A thick fog enshrouds a coastal town. The fog is reminiscent of one 100 years earlier that wrecked a ship... [More]
Adjusted Score: 8.154%
Critics Consensus: Speed 2 falls far short of its predecessor, thanks to laughable dialogue, thin characterization, unsurprisingly familiar plot devices, and action sequences that fail to generate any excitement.
Indications were that this action sequel was in trouble before production began, when the male lead from the first film,... [More]
Adjusted Score: 5.892%
Critics Consensus: The Covenant plays out like a teen soap opera, full of pretty faces, wooden acting, laughable dialogue, and little suspense.
In 1692, in the Ipswich Colony of Massachusetts, five families with untold power formed a covenant of silence. One family,... [More]
Adjusted Score: 6.473%
Critics Consensus: Flatliners falls flat as a horror movie and fails to improve upon its source material, rendering this reboot dead on arrival.
In Flatliners, five medical students, hoping to gain insight into the mystery of what lies beyond the confines of life,... [More]
Adjusted Score: 5.658%
Critics Consensus: Lacking the punch and good cheer of The Incredibles and Sky High, Zoom is a dull and laugh-free affair.
Former superhero Jack is called back to work to transform an unlikely group of ragtag kids into superheroes at a... [More]
Adjusted Score: 6.127%
Critics Consensus: Happily N'Ever After has none of the moxy, edge, or postmodern wit of the other fairy-tales-gone-haywire CG movie it so blatantly rips off.
Cinderella's wicked stepmother has tipped the balance of power toward the dark side in Fairy Tale Land, and now it's... [More]
Adjusted Score: 6.219%
Critics Consensus: Code Name: The Cleaner is a limp action/comedy flick that alternates between lame, worn-out jokes and cheesy martial arts.
Jake, a janitor and seemingly regular guy, has no idea who he is after being hit over the head by... [More]
Adjusted Score: 6.841%
Critics Consensus: A star-studded turkey, Movie 43 is loaded with gleefully offensive and often scatological gags, but it's largely bereft of laughs.
From the twisted minds of producers Peter Farrelly (Hall Pass, Shallow Hal) and Charles Wessler (There's Something About Mary, Dumb... [More]
Adjusted Score: 5.976%
Critics Consensus: The Adventures of Pluto Nash is neither adventurous nor funny, and Eddie Murphy is on autopilot in this notorious box office bomb.
Eddie Murphy gets way, way out in this futuristic sci-fi comedy. In the year 2087, the Earth's natural resources have... [More]
Adjusted Score: 6.155%
Critics Consensus: Witlessly broad and utterly devoid of laughs, Vampires Suck represents a slight step forward for the Friedberg-Seltzer team.
"Vampires Suck" is a comedy about contemporary teen angst and romance movies. Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen, is torn between... [More]
Adjusted Score: 6.803%
Critics Consensus: Witless, unfocused, and arguably misogynistic, Playing for Keeps is a dispiriting, lowest-common-denominator Hollywood rom-com.
Gerard Butler, Jessica Biel, Uma Thurman, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Dennis Quaid star in Playing for Keeps, a romantic comedy about... [More]
Adjusted Score: 6.812%
Critics Consensus: A romantic comedy that's neither funny nor particularly romantic, Serving Sara is a forgettable time waster.
A process server makes an unusual alliance with a beautiful but devious woman in this comedy. Joe Tyler (Matthew Perry)... [More]
Adjusted Score: 7.034%
Critics Consensus: A strained, laugh-free sequel, The Whole Ten Yards recycles its predecessor's cast and plot but not its wit or reason for being.
Bruce Willis and Matthew Perry reprise their roles as a killer for hire and a dentist with a bad case... [More]
Adjusted Score: 7.673%
Critics Consensus: A murky thriller with few chills, Godsend features ludicrous dialogue, by-the-numbers plotting, and an excess of cheap shocks.
Paul and Jessie Duncan have lost their beloved eight year-old son Adam in a tragic accident. As they are arranging... [More]
Adjusted Score: 9.092%
Critics Consensus: Overly reliant on caricatures and lacking any human insight, Because I Said So is an unfunny, cliche-ridden mess.
Diane Keaton stars as a unconditionally loving, but meddling, mother whose vain attempt to prevent her insecure youngest daughter from... [More]
Adjusted Score: 4.076%
Critics Consensus: About as funny as a keelhauling, McHale's Navy will leave most viewers feeling they've been the victim of a particularly dishonorable discharge.
Based on a 1960s sitcom, this action comedy follows rascally retired naval Lieutenant Quentin McHale as he rejoins the Navy,... [More]
Adjusted Score: 3.371%
Critics Consensus: Aside from an opportunity to watch a mustachioed Nicolas Cage acting from under a wig and behind a prosthetic nose, Arsenal has depressingly little to offer.
A powerful action thriller, ARSENAL tells the intertwining stories of the Lindel brothers, Mikey (Johnathon Schaech) and JP (Adrian Grenier),... [More]
Adjusted Score: 3.04%
Critics Consensus: As pretentious as it is hopelessly clichéd, this Twelve is closer to zero.
Twelve is the story of 17-year-old White Mike, the privileged son of a restaurant tycoon. His mother succumbed to breast... [More]
Adjusted Score: 4.287%
Critics Consensus: Overly formulaic and tonally inconsistent, Getting Even with Dad tries for a sentimental conclusion it doesn't earn and winds up a slapsticky cash grab aimed at fans of Home Alone.
Comic tale of a young boy who blackmails his ex-con father into spending a vacation with him.... [More]
Adjusted Score: 3.41%
Critics Consensus: The Darkness clumsily relies on an assortment of genre tropes, leaving only the decidedly non-frightening ghost of superior horror films in its wake.
As a family returns home from vacation at the Grand Canyon, they innocently bring home a supernatural force that preys... [More]
Adjusted Score: 3.182%
Critics Consensus: Passion Play has a terrific cast, but don't be fooled - the only real question at the heart of this misbegotten mystery is what its stars were thinking.
A terrific cast will hold you spellbound in PASSION PLAY, a one of a kind seductive thriller from Mitch Glazer,... [More]
Adjusted Score: 3.495%
Critics Consensus: Employing multiple cinematic clichés and milking stale performances, Deal proves inadequate for even the lowly regarded poker movie genre.
Deal yourself in for high-speed thrills and high-stakes poker action in this triumphant tale of cards and courage starring Burt... [More]
Adjusted Score: 3.29%
Critics Consensus: A severely misguided and inept comedy incapable of even telling its single joke properly.
Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star is a new comedy starring Nick Swardson, Christina Ricci, Don Johnson, and Stephen... [More]
Adjusted Score: 4.494%
Critics Consensus: Down to You is ruined by a bland, by-the-numbers plot and an awful script.
This Big Apple-based romantic comedy charts the tumultuous relationship between liberal arts student and budding chef Al (Freddie Prinze Jr.)... [More]
Adjusted Score: 4.051%
Critics Consensus: A grungy, disjointed, mostly brainless mess of a film, House of the Dead is nonetheless loaded with unintentional laughs.
A group of unsuspecting teens stumble upon the living dead in an old house. When one of them dies during... [More]
Adjusted Score: 4.591%
Critics Consensus: The Apparition fails to offer anything original, isn't particularly scary, and offers so little in the way of dramatic momentum that it's more likely to put you to sleep than thrill you.
When frightening events start to occur in their home, young couple Kelly (Ashley Greene) and Ben (Sebastian Stan) discover they... [More]
Adjusted Score: 5.221%
Critics Consensus: The Mod Squad aims for stylish cool and thrilling adventure, but collapses in an incoherent jumble of dated source material and unintentional hilarity.
In this film, Police Capt. Adam Greer finds three young people on their way to jail and gives them a... [More]
Adjusted Score: 4.508%
Critics Consensus: Melodramatic and weighed down with silly dialogue, Deuces Wild is a forgettable, overheated thriller that leaves no cliche unturned.
This gang warfare drama is from director Scott Kalvert, whose previous film was the controversial and violent The Basketball Diaries... [More]
Adjusted Score: 5.081%
Critics Consensus: Devoid of chills, thrills, or even cheap titillation, The Roommate isn't even bad enough to be good.
A psychological thriller about a deranged college freshman (Leighton Meester) who becomes obsessed with her new roommate (Minka Kelly). --... [More]
Adjusted Score: 4.943%
Critics Consensus: Seagal is now too bulky to make a convincing action hero, and Half Past Dead is too silly and incoherent to deliver any visceral kicks.
Action hero Steven Seagal goes behind bars -- though don't worry, he isn't really a bad guy -- in this... [More]
Adjusted Score: 5.377%
Critics Consensus: As frustrating as a 404 error, Fear Dot Com is a stylish, incoherent, and often nasty mess with few scares.
Terror is lurking online in this thriller directed by William Malone, who also helmed the 1999 remake of House on... [More]
Adjusted Score: 6.614%
Critics Consensus: Bless the Child squanders its talented cast on a plot that's more likely to inspire unintentional laughs than shivers.
In this supernatural horror story, Jenna (Angela Bettis), an unstable young woman, gives birth to a girl named Cody who... [More]
Adjusted Score: 6.156%
Critics Consensus: Although it features an inexplicably committed performance from Al Pacino, Jack and Jill is impossible to recommend on any level whatsoever.
Jack and Jill is a comedy focusing on Jack Sadelstein (Adam Sandler), a successful advertising executive in Los Angeles with... [More]
Adjusted Score: 5.912%
Critics Consensus: Removing the social critique of the original, this updated version of Rollerball is violent, confusing, and choppy. Klein makes for a bland hero.
Jonathan Cross is an all-American hotshot, the most popular player in the fastest and most extreme sport of all time:... [More]
Adjusted Score: 8.361%
Critics Consensus: Ugly, campy, and poorly acted, Battlefield Earth is a stunningly misguided, aggressively bad sci-fi folly.
When an alien race called the Psyclos turns the Earth into a mining colony, it's up to rebel hero, Johnny... [More]
Adjusted Score: 8.214%
Critics Consensus: Monotonously fast-paced to the point of exhaustion, Getaway offers a reminder of the dangers in attempting to speed past coherent editing, character development, sensible dialogue, and an interesting plot.
Brent Magna (Ethan Hawke) is a burned out race car driver who is thrust into a do-or-die mission behind the... [More]
Adjusted Score: 2.751%
Critics Consensus: The Haunting of Molly Hartley is a rather lifeless horror endeavor, with a pedestrian plot and few scares.
Go and Broken Hearts Club producer Mickey Liddell makes his feature directorial debut with this suspense thriller about a high-school... [More]
Adjusted Score: 2.838%
Critics Consensus: A wholly misguided tribute to its subject's searing talent and enduring impact, Nina is the cinematic equivalent of a covers project featuring all the wrong artists.
She was one of the century's most extraordinary talents, a 15-time Grammy nominee and Grammy Hall of Fame Recipient her... [More]
Adjusted Score: 4.078%
Critics Consensus: With its shallow characters, low budget special effects, and mindless fight scenes, Mortal Kombat - Annihilation offers minimal plot development and manages to underachieve the low bar set by its predecessor.
Just when you thought the game was over, along comes the second movie inspired by the popular video game Mortal... [More]
Adjusted Score: 2.648%
Critics Consensus: Kickin' It Old Skool is one big unfunny pop culture reference that doesn't feature many laughs.
Rendered comatose for 20 years after a freak breakdancing accident, former child dancer Justin Schumacher (Jamie Kennedy) awakens from his... [More]
Adjusted Score: 3.301%
Critics Consensus: Flat direction and actors who look embarrassed to be onscreen make Baby Geniuses worse than the premise suggests.
All babies are born knowing the "secrets of the universe" and with the ability to speak with each other. What... [More]
Adjusted Score: 3.05%
Critics Consensus: Strange Wilderness is a laugh-free comedy that's both aimless and overly crass.
A pair of animal enthusiasts desperate to boost the ratings of their failing television series "Strange Wilderness" set out for... [More]
Adjusted Score: 3.05%
Critics Consensus: A tired, unfunny, offensive waste of time, Meet the Spartans scrapes the bottom of the cinematic barrel.
From the creators of Scary Movie and Date Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics, dubbed Meet the... [More]
Adjusted Score: 2.929%
Critics Consensus: Filled with crass dialogue, unlikable characters, and overdone slapstick gags, King's Ransom is an utterly inept would-be comedy.
A multi-millionaire plans a scam that goes wrong in a great many ways in this comedy. Malcolm King (Anthony Anderson)... [More]
Adjusted Score: 2.968%
Critics Consensus: As far as westerns go, Texas Rangers is strictly mediocre stuff.
The true story of the formation of the Texas Rangers provides the backdrop for this youth-oriented Western. In 1875, after... [More]
Adjusted Score: 3.298%
Critics Consensus: Dull and unfunny, One For the Money wastes Katherine Heigl's talents on a stunningly generic comic thriller.
A proud, born-and-bred Jersey girl, Stephanie Plum's got plenty of attitude, even if she's been out of work for the... [More]
Adjusted Score: 3.494%
Critics Consensus: A dull, soapy potboiler that lacks the energy to qualify as a guilty pleasure, The In Crowd is undone by slow pacing, poor acting, and a stunning lack of originality.
Adrien Williams enters the "In Crowd" when she is hired by a posh East Coast country club and befriended by... [More]
Adjusted Score: 3.541%
Critics Consensus: This heartfelt but incompetent, cliche-ridden sports picture is the cinematic equivalent of an airball.
Director Preston A. Whitmore II brings the thrill of the street to the big screen with a fast-moving tale of... [More]
Adjusted Score: 3.491%
Critics Consensus: A crude comedy with nothing new or insightful to say about the subjects it satirizes.
Scary Movie screenwriters Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer join forces to parody the "biggest" movies ever to hit the silver... [More]
Adjusted Score: 3.078%
Critics Consensus: Yea verily, like unto a plague of locusts, Left Behind hath begat a further scourge of devastation upon Nicolas Cage's once-proud filmography.
The most important event in the history of mankind is happening right now. In the blink of an eye, the... [More]
Adjusted Score: 3.161%
Critics Consensus: Returning to their seemingly bottomless well of flatulence humor, racial stereotypes, and stale pop culture gags, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer have produced what is arguably their worst Movie yet.
The filmmaking team behind Date Movie and Meet the Spartans is back with a comedy spoof sending up disaster movies... [More]
Adjusted Score: 3.104%
Critics Consensus: A mirthless, fairly desperate family film, Daddy Day Camp relies too heavily on bodily functions for comedic effect, resulting in plenty of cheap gags but no laughs.
In this sequel to "Daddy Day Care" dads Charlie Hinton and Phil Ryerson take over running a summer day camp.... [More]
Adjusted Score: 3.478%
Critics Consensus: An ill-concieved attempt to utilize Dana Carvey's talent for mimicry, The Master of Disguise is an irritating, witless farce weighted down by sophomoric gags.
Dana Carvey ventures into the world of PG-rated, family-oriented entertainment as star and co-writer of this light adventure comedy, which... [More]
Adjusted Score: 4.745%
Critics Consensus: Inept on almost every level, Alone in the Dark may not work as a thriller, but it's good for some head-slapping, incredulous laughter.
Edward Carnby is a private investigator specializing in unexplainable supernatural phenomena. His cases delve into the dark corners of the... [More]
Adjusted Score: 4.474%
Critics Consensus: An implausible, overheated potboiler that squanders a stellar cast, Twisted is a clichéd, risible whodunit.
Philip Kaufman directs the detective thriller Twisted (originally to be titled The Blackout Murders), with a script by up-and-coming filmmaker... [More]
Critics Consensus: Shallow and brackish, Dark Tide fails to rise.
Kate (Berry) is a shark expert whose business has been failing since a shark attack killed a fellow diver under... [More]
Critics Consensus: With plot points Stolen from countless superior films, this would-be thriller squanders a solid cast on overly serious and suspense-free storytelling.
Mad Men star Jon Hamm headlines this unusual low-budget mystery-thriller, as Detective Tom Adkins, a man haunted relentlessly by the... [More]
Critics Consensus: Though earnestly directed, Constellation lacks dramatic fireworks and eventually falls into TV-movie sentimentality.
An estranged African-American family from the deep South is forced to confront their painful past when as they come together... [More]
Adjusted Score: 0.721%
Critics Consensus: Don't watch this alleged comedy looking for more than pained performances in support of ill-advised ageist jokes, because that's all Folks! has to offer.
In this comedy, stockbroker Jon Aldrich (Tom Selleck) is the man who has it all, until his ill, aging parents... [More]
Adjusted Score: 0.873%
Critics Consensus: Utterly, completely, thoroughly and astonishingly unfunny, Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol sends a once-innocuous franchise plummeting to agonizing new depths.
In the third sequel to the hit comedy Police Academy, Commandant Lassard (George Gaynes) decides that the police force is... [More]
Adjusted Score: 0.023%
Critics Consensus: Simon Sez no matter how starved you are for something to watch, there has to be a better option than this dreadfully misguided action thriller.
Former basketball star Dennis Rodman stars in this action-and-espionage thriller as Simon, an Interpol agent called into action when the... [More]
Critics Consensus: No consensus yet.
After a botched heist, Eddie (Bruce Willis), a murderous crime boss, hunts down the seductive thief Karen (Claire Forlani) who... [More]
Critics Consensus: Bereft of characterization or even satisfying rock 'em sock 'em, Max Steel feels like futzing with an action figure without any childhood imagination.
16-year old MAX MCGRATH has just moved to a new town--and is desperately trying to fit in--when he discovers his... [More]
Critics Consensus: Never aiming higher than threadbare jokes and offensive attempts at politically incorrect humor, Transylmania is a vampire comedy that truly sucks.
A group of college students embarks on a wild, sexy and outrageous semester abroad at Razvan University. Located deep in... [More]
Critics Consensus: Respected director Chen Kaige's first English-language film is a spectacularly misguided erotic thriller, with ludicrous plot twists and cringe-worthy dialogue.
The director of such highly regarded films as Yellow Earth (1984) and Farewell, My Concubine (1993), Chinese filmmaker Chen Kaige... [More]
Critics Consensus: This overly wacky farce strains for sophistication but lacks polish and a coherent narrative.
Andrew Litvack's farce Merci Docteur Rey stars Stanislas Merhar as Thomas, a young man who is just starting to embrace... [More]
Adjusted Score: 0.677%
Critics Consensus: A trifecta of failure for writer-director-star Keenen Ivory Wayans, A Low Down Dirty Shame lives repeatedly and resolutely down to its title.
A black detective becomes embroiled in a web of danger while searching for a fortune in missing drug money in... [More]
Adjusted Score: 1.12%
Critics Consensus: Bolero combines a ludicrous storyline and wildly mismatched cast in its desperate attempts to titillate, but only succeeds in arousing boredom.
When a young wealthy woman graduates from a British boarding school, she is determined to lose her virginity. Soon, she... [More]
Critics Consensus: A lazy collection of obsession thriller clichés, Homecoming will leave viewers wishing they'd opted for a lopsided football game and some awkward dancing instead.
A former small-town golden boy returns to his hometown with his new girlfriend, only to find that his onetime high-school... [More]
Adjusted Score: 1.084%
Critics Consensus: There should have been only one.
At the end of Highlander, Juan Ramirez (Sean Connery) died and Connor MacLeod (Christopher Lambert) was rendered mortal. "Highlander 2:... [More]
Adjusted Score: 0.111%
Critics Consensus: The Disappointments Room lives down to its title with a thrill-free thriller that presumably left its stars filled with regret - and threatens to do the same for audiences.
In this psychological thriller from the director of Eagle Eye and Disturbia, Dana and David move from Brooklyn to a... [More]
Adjusted Score: 1.666%
Critics Consensus: This sequel to Saturday Night Fever is shockingly embarrassing and unnecessary, trading the original's dramatic depth for a series of uninspired dance sequences.
This sequel to Saturday Night Fever is set six years after Tony Manero (John Travolta) blew the competition away during... [More]
Adjusted Score: 1.261%
Critics Consensus: Look Who's Talking Now: Look away.
This final installment in the Look Who's Talking trilogy is a combination of Make Room For Daddy and The Lady... [More]
Adjusted Score: 5.363%
Critics Consensus: Mac and Me is duly infamous: not only is it a pale imitation of E.T., it's also a thinly-veiled feature length commercial for McDonalds and Coca-Cola.
A wheelchair-bound boy helps to reunite an earthbound alien with its extraterrestrial family in this shameless rip-off of Steven Spielberg's... [More]
Adjusted Score: 0.035%
Critics Consensus: Redline has plenty of bad acting, laughable dialogue, and luxury cars.
Eddie Griffin and Nathan Phillips put the pedal to the metal in stunt coordinator-turned-director Andy Cheng's supercharged auto thriller. As... [More]
Adjusted Score: 0.197%
Critics Consensus: No need for a quarantine -- enthusiasm for this inert remake is not contagious.
The story is familiar: fresh out of college, a group of five friends retreat to a remote cabin in the... [More]
Adjusted Score: 1.004%
Critics Consensus: Rather than exciting audiences with a thrilling race against time, Shadow Conspiracy suggests there may be a secret cabal duping talented actors into selecting woefully deficient scripts.
Presidential advisor Bobby Bishop (Charlie Sheen) is hunted by an unknown assailant in this political thriller. With the help of... [More]
Adjusted Score: 0.206%
Critics Consensus: 3 Strikes lacks direction and its low-brow humor isn't even that funny.
Noted hip-hop producer DJ Pooh, who co-wrote the urban comedy Friday, makes his directorial debut with this comedy-drama. A young... [More]
Adjusted Score: 1.211%
Critics Consensus: Wagons East! is a witless, toothless satire of Westerns that falls far below the standard set by Blazing Saddles, and is notable only for being John Candy's final screen performance.
Tired of frontier living, a group of pioneers decide to give up and go home in this comedy. Unfortunately, they... [More]
Adjusted Score: 1.408%
Critics Consensus: Mean-spirited and hopelessly short on comic invention, Problem Child is a particularly unpleasant comedy, one that's loaded with manic scenery chewing and juvenile pranks.
A yuppie couple adopt an angelic-looking little boy who proves to be an unholy terror in this slapstick comedy. The... [More]
Adjusted Score: 1.692%
Critics Consensus: Despite its lush tropical scenery and attractive leads, Return to the Blue Lagoon is as ridiculous as its predecessor, and lacks the prurience and unintentional laughs that might make it a guilty pleasure.
This sequel to the surprise box office hit The Blue Lagoon (1980) mimics its predecessor's romantic adventure formula of a... [More]
Adjusted Score: 0.11%
Critics Consensus: Misguided, misconceived, and misbegotten on every level, The Nutcracker in 3D is a stunning exercise in astonishing cinematic wrong-headedness.
Nine-year-old Mary's dull Viennese Christmas is suddenly filled with excitement and adventure following the arrival of her beloved Uncle Albert... [More]
Adjusted Score: 0.613%
Critics Consensus: London Fields bungles its beloved source material and an intriguingly eclectic cast, leaving audiences with a would-be neo-noir of interest only to the morbidly curious.
Recently arrived in London in the hope of writing one last book before succumbing to a fatal illness, American author... [More]
Adjusted Score: 0.659%
Critics Consensus: Stratton's action-thriller ambitions are roundly thwarted by a derivative story, misguided casting, and a low-budget feel underscored by unimpressive set pieces.
Stratton, a Special Boat Service operative for MI6, and his American counterpart Marty, scope a laboratory complex in Iran in... [More]
Adjusted Score: 0.522%
Critics Consensus: Every bit as lazily offensive as its cast and concept would suggest, The Ridiculous Six is standard couch fare for Adam Sandler fanatics and must-avoid viewing for film enthusiasts of every other persuasion.
Six bizarre and diverse strangers in the Wild West discover that they all share the same father, and the newfound... [More]
Adjusted Score: 0.705%
Critics Consensus: Dark Crimes is a rote, unpleasant thriller that fails to parlay its compelling true story and a committed Jim Carrey performance into even modest chills.
Jim Carrey commands the screen in this spellbinding thriller from Executive Producers of The Revenant and Black Mass. When police... [More]
Adjusted Score: 2.558%
Critics Consensus: Illogical, tension-free, and filled with cut-rate special effects, Jaws 4 - The Revenge is a sorry chapter in a once-proud franchise.
Lorraine Gary stars as Ellen Brody, the widow of the police chief played by Roy Scheider in the first two... [More]
Adjusted Score: 1.032%
Critics Consensus: This Crime is punishment.
As a final response to terrorism and crime, the U.S. government plans to broadcast a signal making it impossible for... [More]
Adjusted Score: 0.458%
Critics Consensus: It aspires to Farrelly-level offensiveness, but the PG-13 rating and a dearth of decent gags renders Gold Diggers tame, toothless, and dull.
American independent filmmaker Gary Preisler makes his film debut as a writer/director with the black comedy National Lampoon's Gold Diggers.... [More]
Adjusted Score: 0.524%
Critics Consensus: A startling lack of taste pervades Superbabies, a sequel offering further proof that bad jokes still aren't funny when coming from the mouths of babes.
The adventure continues with a new generation of talking toddlers. This time, the baby geniuses find themselves at the center... [More]
Adjusted Score: 0.839%
Critics Consensus: Roberto Benigni misfires wildly with this adaptation of Pinocchio, and the result is an unfunny, poorly-made, creepy vanity project.
A remake of the classic children's tale which centers on a wooden puppet who wants to become a real boy.... [More]
Adjusted Score: 1.673%
Critics Consensus: Fuhgeddaboudit.
GOTTI follows infamous crime boss John Gotti's (John Travolta) rise to become the "Teflon Don" of the Gambino Crime Family... [More]
Adjusted Score: 1.465%
Critics Consensus: Dated jokes (A Thousand Words was shot in 2008) and removing Eddie Murphy's voice -- his greatest comedic asset -- dooms this painful mess from the start.
Eddie Murphy is Jack McCall, a fast-talking literary agent, who can close any deal, any time, any way. He has... [More]
Adjusted Score: 2.46%
Critics Consensus: One of the weakest entries in the J-horror remake sweepstakes, One Missed Call is undone by bland performances and shopworn shocks.
Shannyn Sossamon and Ed Burns star in director Eric Valette's remake of Takashi Miike's frightful tale about a cell-phone call... [More]
Adjusted Score: 2.946%
Critics Consensus: A startlingly inept film, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever offers overblown, wall-to-wall action without a hint of wit, coherence, style, or originality.
Two former government agents square off as they search for the most deadly new weapon on Earth in this white-knuckle... [More]