Synopsis: When Tom and Jerry are transported through time to a distant era, they must work together to find a way back home.

Starring: John Shang, Ruan Yifei

Directed By: Gang Zhang

Critics Consensus: A startlingly inept film, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever offers overblown, wall-to-wall action without a hint of wit, coherence, style, or originality.

Synopsis: Haunted by the mysterious death of his wife, Jeremiah Ecks (Antonio Banderas) has become a recluse, but the former FBI manhunter is blackmailed back into… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Antonio Banderas, Lucy Liu, Gregg Henry, Ray Park

Directed By: Wych Kaosayananda, Tarak Ben Ammar, Tracee Stanley Newell

Critics Consensus: One of the weakest entries in the J-horror remake sweepstakes, One Missed Call is undone by bland performances and shopworn shocks.

Synopsis: When Beth Raymond (Shannyn Sossamon) witnesses the deaths of two friends, she knows there is more at work than just a tragic coincidence; days before… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Shannyn Sossamon, Edward Burns, Ana Claudia Talancón, Ray Wise

Directed By: Éric Valette, Timothy M. Bourne, Shinya Egawa, Martin Schuermann

Critics Consensus: Yea verily, like unto a plague of locusts, Left Behind hath begat a further scourge of devastation upon Nicolas Cage’s once-proud filmography.

Synopsis: The entire planet is thrown into mayhem when millions of people disappear without a trace — all that remains are their clothes and belongings. Unmanned… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Nicolas Cage, Chad Michael Murray, Cassi Thomson, Nicky Whelan

Directed By: Vic Armstrong, J. David Williams, R. Bryan Wright, Mike Nilon

Critics Consensus: Dated jokes (A Thousand Words was shot in 2008) and removing Eddie Murphy’s voice — his greatest comedic asset — dooms this painful mess from the start.

Synopsis: Jack McCall (Eddie Murphy) is a selfish literary agent whose fast-talking ways allow him to close any deal. His next target is New Age guru… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Eddie Murphy, Kerry Washington, Cliff Curtis, Clark Duke

Directed By: Brian Robbins, Jane Bartelme

Critics Consensus: Fuhgeddaboudit.

Synopsis: Raised on the streets of New York, young John Gotti found his way into the Gambino crime family, eventually having the boss removed and becoming… View Full Synopsis

Starring: John Travolta, Spencer Rocco Lofranco, Pruitt Taylor Vince, Stacy Keach

Directed By: Kevin Connolly, Noel Ashman, Barry Brooker, Louis Albano

Critics Consensus: Roberto Benigni misfires wildly with this adaptation of Pinocchio, and the result is an unfunny, poorly-made, creepy vanity project.

Synopsis: A woodcarver creates a puppet (Roberto Benigni) that longs to become a real boy.

Starring: Roberto Benigni, Nicoletta Braschi, Carlo Giuffré, Peppe Barra

Directed By: Roberto Benigni, Mario Cotone

Critics Consensus: A startling lack of taste pervades Superbabies, a sequel offering further proof that bad jokes still aren’t funny when coming from the mouths of babes.

Synopsis: Toddlers use their special abilities to stop a media mogul (Jon Voight) from altering the minds of children.

Starring: Jon Voight, Scott Baio, Vanessa Angel, Peter Wingfield

Directed By: Bob Clark, Frank Hübner, Hank Paul, Jon Voight

Critics Consensus: It aspires to Farrelly-level offensiveness, but the PG-13 rating and a dearth of decent gags renders Gold Diggers tame, toothless, and dull.

Synopsis: Calvin (Will Friedle) and Leonard (Chris Owen), two broke losers, are arrested for trying to rob rich old sisters Doris (Louise Lasser) and Betty (Renee… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Will Friedle, Chris Owen, Louise Lasser, Renee Taylor

Directed By: Gary Preisler, Brian Greenspun, Charles V. Kinstler II, Leland Preisler

Critics Consensus: This Crime is punishment.

Synopsis: Two men and a woman plan the heist of the century before a government-broadcast signal wipes out crime forever.

Starring: Edgar Ramírez, Michael Pitt, Anna Brewster, Sharlto Copley

Directed By: Olivier Megaton, Karl Gajdusek, Matthew O'Toole, Rick Remender

Critics Consensus: Every bit as lazily offensive as its cast and concept would suggest, The Ridiculous Six is standard couch fare for Adam Sandler fanatics and must-avoid viewing for film enthusiasts of every other persuasion.

Synopsis: White Knife, an orphan raised by Native Americans, discovers that five outlaws are actually his half-brothers. Together, they set out to save their wayward father.

Starring: Adam Sandler, Will Forte, Taylor Lautner, Steve Buscemi

Directed By: Frank Coraci, Tim Herlihy, Heather Parry, Barry Bernardi

Critics Consensus: Dark Crimes is a rote, unpleasant thriller that fails to parlay its compelling true story and a committed Jim Carrey performance into even modest chills.

Synopsis: A hard-boiled detective becomes suspicious of an author when the incidents described in his hit novel resemble the inner-workings of an unsolved murder.

Starring: Jim Carrey, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Marton Csokas, Kati Outinen

Directed By: Alexandros Avranas, Michael Aguilar, Patrick Murray, Kasia Neiman

Critics Consensus: Stratton‘s action-thriller ambitions are roundly thwarted by a derivative story, misguided casting, and a low-budget feel underscored by unimpressive set pieces.

Synopsis: After the death of his American counterpart, an MI6 agent and his team must race against time to stop a madman from unleashing stolen chemical… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Dominic Cooper, Connie Nielsen, Gemma Chan, Tyler Hoechlin

Directed By: Simon West, Julian Friedmann, Fred Hedman, Jib Polhemus

Critics Consensus: London Fields bungles its beloved source material and an intriguingly eclectic cast, leaving audiences with a would-be neo-noir of interest only to the morbidly curious.

Synopsis: Clairvoyant femme fatale Nicola Six has been living with a dark premonition of her impending death by murder. She begins a tangled love affair with… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Amber Heard, Billy Bob Thornton, Theo James, Jim Sturgess

Directed By: Mathew Cullen, Reno Antoniades, Lilly Bright, Vikram Chatwal

Synopsis: Christmas in Vienna is a dull affair for 9-year-old Mary (Elle Fanning), until her beloved Uncle Albert (Nathan Lane) arrives and gives her a special… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Elle Fanning, Nathan Lane, John Turturro, Frances de la Tour

Directed By: Andrey Konchalovskiy, Moritz Borman

Critics Consensus: Despite its lush tropical scenery and attractive leads, Return to the Blue Lagoon is as ridiculous as its predecessor, and lacks the prurience and unintentional laughs that might make it a guilty pleasure.

Synopsis: When widow Sarah Hargrave washes ashore on a tropical island with her daughter and adopted son, she learns how to survive and raise the two… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Milla Jovovich, Brian Krause, Lisa Pelikan, Courtney Phillips

Directed By: William Graham

Critics Consensus: Wagons East! is a witless, toothless satire of Westerns that falls far below the standard set by Blazing Saddles, and is notable only for being John Candy’s final screen performance.

Synopsis: When a group of dissatisfied settlers decides they’ve had enough of the Wild West, they hire James Harlow, an alcoholic wagon master, to take them… View Full Synopsis

Starring: John Candy, Richard Lewis, John C. McGinley, Ellen Greene

Directed By: Peter Markle, Lynwood Spinks

Critics Consensus: Mean-spirited and hopelessly short on comic invention, Problem Child is a particularly unpleasant comedy, one that’s loaded with manic scenery chewing and juvenile pranks.

Synopsis: Ben is a good-hearted guy who’s always wanted a son of his own, but so far he and his wife have had no success. The… View Full Synopsis

Starring: John Ritter, Michael Oliver, Jack Warden, Gilbert Gottfried

Directed By: Dennis Dugan, James D. Brubaker

Critics Consensus: No need for a quarantine — enthusiasm for this inert remake is not contagious.

Synopsis: Fresh out of college, five friends (Nadine Crocker, Matthew Daddario, Samuel Davis) face the horrors of a flesh-eating virus while staying at a remote cabin.

Starring: Nadine Crocker, Matthew Daddario, Samuel Davis, Gage Golightly

Directed By: Travis Zariwny, Eli Roth, Cassian Elwes, Jerry Fruchtman

Critics Consensus: 3 Strikes lacks direction and its low-brow humor isn’t even that funny.

Synopsis: Rob Douglas (Brian Hooks) is just released from jail. The state adopts a “3 strikes” rule for felons that involves serious penalties. Hooks has 2… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Brian Hooks, N'Bushe Wright, Faizon Love, E-40

Directed By: DJ Pooh, Julio Caro, Brad Krevoy, Benny Medina

Critics Consensus: The Disappointments Room lives down to its title with a thrill-free thriller that presumably left its stars filled with regret – and threatens to do the same for audiences.

Synopsis: Dana (Kate Beckinsale), her husband David and their 5-year-old son Lucas start a new life after moving from the hustle and bustle of Brooklyn, N.Y.,… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Kate Beckinsale, Mel Raido, Duncan Joiner, Lucas Till

Directed By: D.J. Caruso, Robbie Brenner, Sam Englebardt, William D. Johnson

Critics Consensus: Redline has plenty of bad acting, laughable dialogue, and luxury cars.

Synopsis: Beautiful auto mechanic and aspiring singer Natasha gets a gig illegally racing flashy sports cars for wealthy music producer Infamous, who bets big money on… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Nathan Phillips, Nadia Bjorlin, Angus Macfadyen, Eddie Griffin

Directed By: Andy Cheng, Daniel Sadek

Critics Consensus: Look Who’s Talking Now: Look away.

Synopsis: James (John Travolta) and Mollie Ubriacco (Kirstie Alley) are expanding the family again, this time with Rocks the mutt (Danny DeVito) and Daphne the poodle… View Full Synopsis

Starring: John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, David Gallagher, Tabitha Lupien

Directed By: Tom Ropelewski, Leslie Dixon

Critics Consensus: There should have been only one.

Synopsis: In this sci-fi/fantasy sequel, Connor MacLeod (Christopher Lambert) has become an elderly man after losing his immortality. Living in a bleak future where the world… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery, Virginia Madsen, Michael Ironside

Directed By: Russell Mulcahy

Synopsis: Academy Award Nominee Sylvester Stallone and Jason Patric star in an action-packed thriller about the lengths one man will go to save what’s left of… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Jason Patric, Sylvester Stallone, Dash Mihok, Josh Wiggins

Directed By: Justin Routt, Adhrucia Apana, David Gendron, Matthew Helderman

Critics Consensus: A lazy collection of obsession thriller clichés, Homecoming will leave viewers wishing they’d opted for a lopsided football game and some awkward dancing instead.

Synopsis: A jealous woman (Mischa Barton) plots revenge after her former beau (Matt Long) returns to their hometown with a pretty new girlfriend (Jessica Stroup).

Starring: Mischa Barton, Matt Long, Jessica Stroup, Michael Landes

Directed By: Morgan J. Freeman, Nuala Barton, Benji Kohn, Chris Papavasiliou

Critics Consensus: Bolero combines a ludicrous storyline and wildly mismatched cast in its desperate attempts to titillate, but only succeeds in arousing boredom.

Synopsis: A 1920s English heiress (Bo Derek) seeks ecstasy with a sheik in Morocco and a bullfighter (Andrea Occhipinti) in Spain.

Starring: Bo Derek, George Kennedy, Andrea Occhipinti, Ana García Obregón

Directed By: John Derek, Yoram Globus, Menahem Golan

Synopsis: Teenagers discover a terrible secret when they break into the home of a mortician whose wife died two years earlier.

Starring: Dennis Quaid, Tony Oller, Aimee Teegarden, Stephen Lunsford

Directed By: Martin Guigui, Scott Mednick, Bruce Wilkinson

Synopsis: To get back in the good graces of her murderous boss (Bruce Willis), a seductive thief (Claire Forlani) recruits an ex-lover (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) to steal… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Bruce Willis, Claire Forlani, Daniel Bernhardt

Directed By: Max Adams

Critics Consensus: This overly wacky farce strains for sophistication but lacks polish and a coherent narrative.

Synopsis: A gay man tells a woman impersonating a psychiatrist that he witnessed a murder.

Starring: Dianne Wiest, Jane Birkin, Stanislas Merhar, Bulle Ogier

Directed By: Andrew Litvack, Ismail Merchant, Richard Hawley

Critics Consensus: Bereft of characterization or even satisfying rock ’em sock ’em, Max Steel feels like futzing with an action figure without any childhood imagination.

Synopsis: Teenager Max McGrath (Ben Winchell) discovers that his body can generate the most powerful energy in the universe. Steel (Josh Brener) is a funny, slightly… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Ben Winchell, Maria Bello, Ana Villafañe, Josh Brener

Directed By: Stewart Hendler, Charlie Cohen, David Voss, Doug Wadleigh

Critics Consensus: Respected director Chen Kaige’s first English-language film is a spectacularly misguided erotic thriller, with ludicrous plot twists and cringe-worthy dialogue.

Synopsis: A young American in London begins a passionate and kinky affair with a handsome stranger who may be a killer.

Starring: Heather Graham, Joseph Fiennes, Natascha McElhone, Ulrich Thomsen

Directed By: Chen Kaige, Ivan Reitman, Tom Pollock, Daniel Goldberg

Critics Consensus: With plot points Stolen from countless superior films, this would-be thriller squanders a solid cast on overly serious and suspense-free storytelling.

Synopsis: A detective C1 becomes obsessed with solving a child’s 50-year-old murder, uncovering striking similarities between the case and his son’s disappearance.

Starring: Jon Hamm, Josh Lucas, Rhona Mitra, Jimmy Bennett

Directed By: Anders Anderson

Critics Consensus: Never aiming higher than threadbare jokes and offensive attempts at politically incorrect humor, Transylmania is a vampire comedy that truly sucks.

Synopsis: College students arrive at a Romanian castle for a semester abroad, unaware that the place is infested with vampires.

Starring: Patrick Cavanaugh, James DeBello, Tony Denman, Paul H. Kim

Directed By: David Hillenbrand, Scott Hillenbrand, Aaron L. Gilbert

Synopsis: A quiet man with a violent past has his life changed when an immigrant girl who is on the run from gang violence in South… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Terry Crews, Ludacris, Maestro Harrell, Kimberly Hebert Gregory

Directed By: William Forbes, DJ Quik, Terry Crews

Critics Consensus: Shallow and brackish, Dark Tide fails to rise.

Synopsis: A traumatized shark expert (Halle Berry) must battle her own fears to lead a thrill-seeking businessman on a dive into a dangerous section of water… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Halle Berry, Olivier Martinez, Ralph Brown, Luke Tyler

Directed By: John Stockwell, Sukee Chew, Alistair Cook, Peter Hampden

Synopsis: Mercenaries race against the clock to stop a madman from using a computer program to wreak havoc around the globe.

Starring: Bruce Willis, Jesse Metcalfe, Sergio Rizzuto, Natalie Eva Marie

Directed By: Matt Eskandari, Lee Broda, Ted Fox, David Gendron

Critics Consensus: Don’t watch this alleged comedy looking for more than pained performances in support of ill-advised ageist jokes, because that’s all Folks! has to offer.

Synopsis: When Jon (Tom Selleck), a well-heeled professional, visits his mother, Mildred (Anne Jackson), in the hospital, he’s unaware of how chaotic his life will soon… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Tom Selleck, Don Ameche, Anne Jackson, Christine Ebersole

Directed By: Ted Kotcheff, Silvio Berlusconi, Mario Cecchi Gori, Vittorio Cecchi Gori

Critics Consensus: Alarum is nothing less than a lackluster spy thriller with uninspired performances, pedestrian action, and a convoluted but banal plot.

Synopsis: Academy Award® nominee Sylvester Stallone, Scott Eastwood, Mike Colter, and Willa Fitzgerald star in this explosive action-thriller about two married spies caught in the crosshairs… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Scott Eastwood, Sylvester Stallone, Willa Fitzgerald, Mike Colter

Directed By: Michael Polish, Matthew Helderman, Justin Routt, Stephen Small

Critics Consensus: Utterly, completely, thoroughly and astonishingly unfunny, Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol sends a once-innocuous franchise plummeting to agonizing new depths.

Synopsis: Feeling that his squad is not up to snuff, a police commander comes up with an unorthodox plan to hire everyday citizens to work alongside… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Steve Guttenberg, Bubba Smith, Michael Winslow, David Graf

Directed By: Jim Drake

Synopsis: When the queen’s favorite dog, Rex, becomes lost, he must make new friends and embrace new adventures to find his way back to the palace.

Starring: Jack Whitehall, Julie Walters, Tom Courtenay, Jon Culshaw

Directed By: Vincent Kesteloot, Ben Stassen

Critics Consensus: Simon Sez no matter how starved you are for something to watch, there has to be a better option than this dreadfully misguided action thriller.

Synopsis: Interpol agent Simon (Dennis Rodman) is gathering information about the weapons trade on the French Riviera and trying to pinpoint the man at its center…. View Full Synopsis

Starring: Dennis Rodman, Dane Cook, Natalia Cigliuti, Filip Nikolic

Directed By: Kevin Alyn Elders, Rudy Cohen, Daniel Frisch, Kevin Jones

Critics Consensus: Inept on almost every level, Alone in the Dark may not work as a thriller, but it’s good for some head-slapping, incredulous laughter.

Synopsis: When the investigations of supernatural detective Edward Carnby (Christian Slater) led him to uncover a long-lost tribe called the Abskani, he finds out that they… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Christian Slater, Tara Reid, Stephen Dorff, Frank C. Turner

Directed By: Uwe Boll, Uwe Boll, Wolfgang Herold

Critics Consensus: An ill-concieved attempt to utilize Dana Carvey’s talent for mimicry, The Master of Disguise is an irritating, witless farce weighted down by sophomoric gags.

Synopsis: Pistachio Disguisey, a genial waiter at his father Fabrizio’s Italian restaurant, possesses an uncanny knack for mimicry. What he doesn’t know is that his talent… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Dana Carvey, Jennifer Esposito, Harold Gould, James Brolin

Directed By: Perry Andelin Blake, Adam Sandler, Jack Giarraputo

Critics Consensus: A mirthless, fairly desperate family film, Daddy Day Camp relies too heavily on bodily functions for comedic effect, resulting in plenty of cheap gags but no laughs.

Synopsis: Spurred on by their wives’ insistence that their children attend summer camp, daycare entrepreneurs Charlie Hinton (Cuba Gooding Jr.) and his friend Phil (Paul Rae)… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Cuba Gooding Jr., Lochlyn Munro, Paul Rae, Richard Gant

Directed By: Fred Savage, John Davis, Matt Berenson, Derek Dauchy

Critics Consensus: Returning to their seemingly bottomless well of flatulence humor, racial stereotypes, and stale pop culture gags, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer have produced what is arguably their worst Movie yet.

Synopsis: During a fateful night, a group of impossibly attractive 20-somethings (Matt Lanter, Vanessa Minnillo, Kim Kardashian) must dodge a series of man-made and natural disasters…. View Full Synopsis

Starring: Matt Lanter, Vanessa Lachey, Kim Kardashian, Carmen Electra

Directed By: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer, Hal Olofsson

Critics Consensus: An implausible, overheated potboiler that squanders a stellar cast, Twisted is a clichéd, risible whodunit.

Synopsis: Recently promoted and transferred to the homicide division, Inspector Jessica Shepard feels pressure to prove herself — and what better way than by solving San… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Ashley Judd, Samuel L. Jackson, Andy Garcia, David Strathairn

Directed By: Philip Kaufman, Stephen Joel Brown, Michael Flynn, Robyn Meisinger

Critics Consensus: A crude comedy with nothing new or insightful to say about the subjects it satirizes.

Synopsis: Four adult orphans (Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, Faune Chambers, Jayma Mays) have an incredible adventure in a spoof of blockbuster and fantasy films. They visit… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, Faune Chambers Watkins, Jayma Mays

Directed By: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

Critics Consensus: This heartfelt but incompetent, cliche-ridden sports picture is the cinematic equivalent of an airball.

Synopsis: The lives of a gifted athlete and his best friend change when they take a fateful trip to Los Angeles. The young hopefuls must use… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Wesley Jonathan, Anthony Mackie, Wayne Brady, Kristen Wilson

Directed By: Preston A. Whitmore II

Critics Consensus: Illogical, tension-free, and filled with cut-rate special effects, Jaws: The Revenge is a sorry chapter in a once-proud franchise.

Synopsis: The family of widow Ellen Brody (Lorraine Gary) has long been plagued by shark attacks, and this unfortunate association continues when her son is the… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Lorraine Gary, Lance Guest, Mario Van Peebles, Karen Young

Directed By: Joseph Sargent

Critics Consensus: A dull, soapy potboiler that lacks the energy to qualify as a guilty pleasure, The In Crowd is undone by slow pacing, poor acting, and a stunning lack of originality.

Synopsis: Adrien Williams has spent time at a psychiatric hospital, learning to come to terms with a troubled past and is looking for a quiet, anonymous… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Lori Heuring, Susan Ward, Daniel Hugh Kelly, Matthew Settle

Directed By: Mary Lambert, Michael I. Rachmil, Jonathan A. Zimbert

Critics Consensus: Dull and unfunny, One For the Money wastes Katherine Heigl’s talents on a stunningly generic comic thriller.

Synopsis: New Jersey native Stephanie Plum (Katherine Heigl) has plenty of attitude, even if she is broke after six months of unemployment. Desperate for money, Stephanie… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Katherine Heigl, Jason O'Mara, Daniel Sunjata, John Leguizamo

Directed By: Julie Anne Robinson, Eric Reid, Andre Lamal, Bruce Toll

Critics Consensus: As far as westerns go, Texas Rangers is strictly mediocre stuff.

Synopsis: Texas, 1875. In a land without justice, where chaos reigns, one legendary man, Leander McNelly (Dylan McDermott), is chosen to lead a group of unlikely… View Full Synopsis

Starring: James Van Der Beek, Dylan McDermott, Usher, Ashton Kutcher

Directed By: Steve Miner, Bob Weinstein, Harvey Weinstein, Cary Granat

Critics Consensus: A tired, unfunny, offensive waste of time, Meet the Spartans scrapes the bottom of the cinematic barrel.

Synopsis: When Xerxes (Ken Davitian), the evil god king of Persia, sends his massive army to Sparta, King Leonidas (Sean Maguire) and 13 strapping warriors rise… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo

Directed By: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer, Arnon Milchan

Critics Consensus: Filled with crass dialogue, unlikable characters, and overdone slapstick gags, King’s Ransom is an utterly inept would-be comedy.

Synopsis: When the rich and arrogant Malcolm King (Anthony Anderson) informs his wife, Renee (Kellita Smith), that he plans to divorce her, she becomes intent on… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Anthony Anderson, Jay Mohr, Kellita Smith, Nicole Ari Parker

Directed By: Jeff Byrd, Matt Drake, Jeremy W. Barber, Matt Moore

Critics Consensus: Strange Wilderness is a laugh-free comedy that’s both aimless and overly crass.

Synopsis: Peter Gaulke takes over when his father, a respected wildlife TV host, dies, but receives far less success. When the show is threatened with cancellation,… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Steve Zahn, Allen Covert, Jonah Hill, Ashley Scott

Directed By: Fred Wolf, Glenn S. Gainor, Jack Giarraputo, Edward Milstein

Critics Consensus: Flat direction and actors who look embarrassed to be onscreen make Baby Geniuses worse than the premise suggests.

Synopsis: Evil partners (Kathleen Turner, Christopher Lloyd) experiment on an infant and send his twin to a reputable research nursery.

Starring: Kathleen Turner, Christopher Lloyd, Kim Cattrall, Peter MacNicol

Directed By: Bob Clark, David Saunders

Critics Consensus: Kickin’ It Old Skool is one big unfunny pop culture reference that doesn’t feature many laughs.

Synopsis: At a talent show in 1986, young Justin Schumacher suffers a head injury and slips into a coma. Twenty years later, Justin (Jamie Kennedy) awakes… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Jamie Kennedy, Miguel A. Núñez Jr., Maria Menounos, Michael Rosenbaum

Directed By: Harvey Glazer, Josh H. Etting, Paul C. Rogers, Stuart Stone

Critics Consensus: A wholly misguided tribute to its subject’s searing talent and enduring impact, Nina is the cinematic equivalent of a covers project featuring all the wrong artists.

Synopsis: Manager Clifton Henderson (David Oyelowo) helps singer and pianist Nina Simone (Zoe Saldana) rediscover her love for music.

Starring: Zoe Saldaña, David Oyelowo, Ronald Guttman, Keith David

Directed By: Cynthia Mort, Paul Rosenberg, Gene Kirkwood, Lauren Lloyd

Critics Consensus: Overly reliant on caricatures and lacking any human insight, Because I Said So is an unfunny, cliche-ridden mess.

Synopsis: Daphne Wilder (Diane Keaton) is the proud mother of three women: Milly (Mandy Moore), Maggie (Lauren Graham) and Mae (Piper Perabo), and her love for… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Diane Keaton, Mandy Moore, Lauren Graham, Piper Perabo

Directed By: Michael Lehmann, Scott Niemeyer, Norm Waitt, Michael Flynn

Critics Consensus: Ugly, campy, and poorly acted, Battlefield Earth is a stunningly misguided, aggressively bad sci-fi folly.

Synopsis: In the year 3000, there are no countries, no cities… Earth is a wasteland. And man is an endangered species. As the leader of the… View Full Synopsis

Starring: John Travolta, Barry Pepper, Forest Whitaker, Kim Coates

Directed By: Roger Christian, Don Carmody, Andrew Stevens, Ashok Amritraj

Critics Consensus: Monotonously fast-paced to the point of exhaustion, Getaway offers a reminder of the dangers in attempting to speed past coherent editing, character development, sensible dialogue, and an interesting plot.

Synopsis: Though he used to race cars for a living, Brent Magna (Ethan Hawke) is now pitted against the clock in the most important race of… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Ethan Hawke, Selena Gomez, Jon Voight, Rebecca Budig

Directed By: Courtney Solomon, Joel Silver, Steve Richards, Julius R. Nasso

Critics Consensus: A murky thriller with few chills, Godsend features ludicrous dialogue, by-the-numbers plotting, and an excess of cheap shocks.

Synopsis: After Paul Duncan (Greg Kinnear) and his wife, Jessie (Rebecca Romijn-Stamos), lose their young son, Adam (Cameron Bright), in an accident, they are approached by… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Greg Kinnear, Rebecca Romijn, Robert De Niro, Cameron Bright

Directed By: Nick Hamm, Frank M. Calo, Eric Kopeloff, Todd Wagner

Critics Consensus: Removing the social critique of the original, this updated version of Rollerball is violent, confusing, and choppy. Klein makes for a bland hero.

Synopsis: Jonathan is the most popular player in the fastest and most extreme sport of all time: rollerball. Along with teammates Marcus and Aurora, Jonathan is… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Chris Klein, Jean Reno, LL Cool J, Rebecca Romijn

Directed By: John McTiernan, Michael Tadross

Critics Consensus: Although it features an inexplicably committed performance from Al Pacino, Jack and Jill is impossible to recommend on any level whatsoever.

Synopsis: Thanksgiving is usually a happy time, but ad executive Jack (Adam Sandler) dreads the holiday because his twin sister, Jill (also Sandler), makes her annual… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Adam Sandler, Katie Holmes, Allen Covert, Nick Swardson

Directed By: Dennis Dugan, Barry Bernardi, Bettina Sofia Viviano, Allen Covert

Critics Consensus: As frustrating as a 404 error, Fear Dot Com is a stylish, incoherent, and often nasty mess with few scares.

Synopsis: When four bodies are discovered among the industrial decay and urban grime of New York City, brash young detective Mike Reilly (Stephen Dorff) teams with… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Stephen Dorff, Natascha McElhone, Stephen Rea, Udo Kier

Directed By: William Malone, Mark Damon, Rudy Cohen, Elie Samaha

Critics Consensus: Seagal is now too bulky to make a convincing action hero, and Half Past Dead is too silly and incoherent to deliver any visceral kicks.

Synopsis: Criminal mastermind Donny/49er One (Morris Chestnut) has set in motion a plan to infiltrate a high-tech prison in order to persuade a death row inmate… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Steven Seagal, Morris Chestnut, Ja Rule, Nia Peeples

Directed By: Don Michael Paul, Christopher Eberts, Uwe Schott, Randall Emmett

Critics Consensus: Devoid of chills, thrills, or even cheap titillation, The Roommate isn’t even bad enough to be good.

Synopsis: When Sara (Minka Kelly), a young design student from Iowa, arrives for college in Los Angeles, she is eager to fit in and get to… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Leighton Meester, Minka Kelly, Cam Gigandet, Aly Michalka

Directed By: Christian E. Christiansen, Beau Marks, Sonny Mallhi

Critics Consensus: Melodramatic and weighed down with silly dialogue, Deuces Wild is a forgettable, overheated thriller that leaves no cliche unturned.

Synopsis: Leon (Stephen Dorff) and Bobby (Brad Renfro) are brothers who, with their friends, are determined to maintain the way of life in their neighborhood. They… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Stephen Dorff, Brad Renfro, Fairuza Balk, Norman Reedus

Directed By: Scott Kalvert, Eberhard Kayser, Marc Sferrazza

Critics Consensus: The Mod Squad aims for stylish cool and thrilling adventure, but collapses in an incoherent jumble of dated source material and unintentional hilarity.

Synopsis: Julie (Claire Danes) is on her way to jail for assault. Arsonist Linc (Omar Epps) is looking at serious prison time. And Pete (Giovanni Ribisi)… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Claire Danes, Giovanni Ribisi, Omar Epps, Dennis Farina

Directed By: Scott Silver, David Ladd, Aaron Spelling

Critics Consensus: Oh, bother.

Synopsis: The days of adventures and merriment have come to an end, as Christopher Robin, now a young man, has left Winnie-The-Pooh and Piglet to fend… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Craig David Dowsett, Chris Cordell, Amber Doig-Thorne, Natasha Tosini

Directed By: Rhys Frake-Waterfield, Stuart Alson, Nicole Holland

Critics Consensus: The combination of a shallow plot and miscast performers renders Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li a perfectly forgettable video game adaptation.

Synopsis: In Bangkok, Bison (Neal McDonough), a crime boss, and his henchmen (Michael Clarke Duncan, Josie Ho, Taboo) begin a bid for power in the city’s… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Kristin Kreuk, Chris Klein, Neal McDonough, Michael Clarke Duncan

Directed By: Andrzej Bartkowiak, Haruhiro Tsujimoto, Keiji Inafune, Toshihiro Tokumaru

Critics Consensus: Down to You is ruined by a bland, by-the-numbers plot and an awful script.

Synopsis: College coeds in New York City, Al (Freddie Prinze Jr.), the son of a celebrity chef (Henry Winkler), and Imogen (Julia Stiles), a talented artist,… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Freddie Prinze Jr., Julia Stiles, Selma Blair, Shawn Hatosy

Directed By: Kris Isacsson, Bobby Cohen, Jeremy Kramer, Bob Weinstein

Critics Consensus: The Apparition fails to offer anything original, isn’t particularly scary, and offers so little in the way of dramatic momentum that it’s more likely to put you to sleep than thrill you.

Synopsis: Plagued by frightening occurrences in their home, Kelly (Ashley Greene) and Ben (Sebastian Stan) learn that a university’s parapsychology experiment produced an entity that is… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Ashley Greene, Sebastian Stan, Tom Felton, Julianna Guill

Directed By: Todd Lincoln, Steve Richards, Sue Baden-Powell, Daniel Alter

Critics Consensus: A grungy, disjointed, mostly brainless mess of a film, House of the Dead is nonetheless loaded with unintentional laughs.

Synopsis: Simon (Tyron Leitso) and Greg (Will Sanderson) meet a group of friends and set out to attend a rave on a remote island. When they… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Jonathan Cherry, Tyron Leitso, Clint Howard, Ona Grauer

Directed By: Uwe Boll, Mark A. Altman, Mark Gottwald, Daniel Kletzky

Critics Consensus: The Haunting of Molly Hartley is a rather lifeless horror endeavor, with a pedestrian plot and few scares.

Synopsis: After surviving a brutal attack by her insane mother, teenage Molly (Haley Bennett) is eager to get a fresh start at a new school. Attracting… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Haley Bennett, Chace Crawford, Jake Weber, AnnaLynne McCord

Directed By: Mickey Liddell, Stephen Kay

Critics Consensus: Stranding Ice Cube in an inept screensaver with wall-to-wall product placement, War of the Worlds will make audiences consider giving peace a chance instead.

Synopsis: A computer security analyst working for the U.S. government finds his daily life disrupted by an alien attack. Accustomed to dealing with virtual threats, his… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Ice Cube, Eva Longoria, Michael O'Neill, Olivia DeLaurentis

Directed By: Rich Lee

Critics Consensus: A severely misguided and inept comedy incapable of even telling its single joke properly.

Synopsis: Innocent Midwesterner Bucky Larson (Nick Swardson) works in a dead-end job as a grocery bagger and has never even kissed a girl. Obviously, his life… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Nick Swardson, Christina Ricci, Don Johnson, Stephen Dorff

Directed By: Tom Brady

Critics Consensus: Employing multiple cinematic clichés and milking stale performances, Deal proves inadequate for even the lowly regarded poker movie genre.

Synopsis: Tommy Vinson (Burt Reynolds), a former cardsharp, gave up poker years ago when his wife threatened to leave him. Tommy finds a way to get… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Burt Reynolds, Bret Harrison, Shannon Elizabeth, Charles Durning

Directed By: Gil Cates Jr., Michael Amato

Critics Consensus: The Darkness clumsily relies on an assortment of genre tropes, leaving only the decidedly non-frightening ghost of superior horror films in its wake.

Synopsis: Peter Taylor (Kevin Bacon), his wife Bronny and their two children return to Los Angeles after a fun-filled vacation to the Grand Canyon. Strange events… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Kevin Bacon, Radha Mitchell, Lucy Fry, David Mazouz

Directed By: Greg McLean, Greg McLean, Couper Samuelson, Jeanette Volturno

Synopsis: Johnny (Vanilla Ice) is a rebellious rapper whose ice-cold heart thaws when he sets eyes on Kristin Minter (Kristin Minter). They couldn’t be more different…. View Full Synopsis

Starring: Vanilla Ice, Kristin Minter, Michael Gross, Sydney Lassick

Directed By: David Kellogg, Martin Bandier, Shep Gordon, Charles Koppelman

Critics Consensus: Passion Play has a terrific cast, but don’t be fooled – the only real question at the heart of this misbegotten mystery is what its stars were thinking.

Synopsis: A washed-up musician (Mickey Rourke) tries to protect an enigmatic winged woman (Megan Fox) from a merciless gangster (Bill Murray) who wants her all to… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Mickey Rourke, Megan Fox, Bill Murray, Kelly Lynch

Directed By: Mitch Glazer, Tyler Kwon, Rebecca Wang

Critics Consensus: This sequel to Saturday Night Fever is shockingly embarrassing and unnecessary, trading the original’s dramatic depth for a series of uninspired dance sequences.

Synopsis: Six years after his glittering triumph in the disco dance contest of “Saturday Night Fever,” an older and wiser Tony Manero (John Travolta) works as… View Full Synopsis

Starring: John Travolta, Cynthia Rhodes, Finola Hughes, Steve Inwood

Directed By: Sylvester Stallone

Critics Consensus: Overly formulaic and tonally inconsistent, Getting Even with Dad tries for a sentimental conclusion it doesn’t earn and winds up a slapsticky cash grab aimed at fans of Home Alone.

Synopsis: Con man Ray Gleason (Ted Danson) is going after one last heist — a stash of rare coins — when his estranged son, Timmy (Macaulay… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Macaulay Culkin, Ted Danson, Glenne Headly, Saul Rubinek

Directed By: Howard Deutch, Richard Hashimoto

Critics Consensus: About as funny as a keelhauling, McHale’s Navy will leave most viewers feeling they’ve been the victim of a particularly dishonorable discharge.

Synopsis: Shopkeeper McHale (Tom Arnold) is called back to captain the PT-73 and save a Caribbean island from annihilation.

Starring: Tom Arnold, Tim Curry, Dean Stockwell, David Alan Grier

Directed By: Bryan Spicer, Lance Hool, Perry Katz

Critics Consensus: Aside from an opportunity to watch a mustachioed Nicolas Cage acting from under a wig and behind a prosthetic nose, Arsenal has depressingly little to offer.

Synopsis: The Lindel brothers, Mikey and JP, only had each other to rely on growing up. As adults, JP finds success as the owner of a… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Nicolas Cage, John Cusack, Johnathon Schaech, Adrian Grenier

Directed By: Steven C. Miller, Ted Fox, Wayne Marc Godfrey, Robert Jones

Critics Consensus: As pretentious as it is hopelessly clichéd, this Twelve is closer to zero.

Synopsis: A high-school dropout (Chace Crawford) sells drugs to his wealthy former classmates.

Starring: Chace Crawford, 50 Cent, Emma Roberts, Rory Culkin

Directed By: Joel Schumacher

Critics Consensus: A muddled and unfunny collision of two comedic titans, The Toy is unsuitable for children — or anyone else seeking entertainment.

Synopsis: Unemployed journalist Jack Brown (Richard Pryor) is attempting to make ends meet as the night janitor in a ritzy department store owned by Louisiana millionaire… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Richard Pryor, Jackie Gleason, Scotty Schwartz, Ned Beatty

Directed By: Richard Donner

Critics Consensus: A romantic comedy only in the loosest sense, Love, Weddings & Other Disasters offers a sobering reminder that even stars like Diane Keaton and Jeremy Irons occasionally do unpleasant things to pay the bills.

Synopsis: A fussy celebrity caterer, a blind woman, a tour-bus guide and an inexperienced wedding planner search for love.

Starring: Diane Keaton, Jeremy Irons, Maggie Grace, King Bach

Directed By: Dennis Dugan, Shanan Becker, William V. Bromley, Frank Buchs

Critics Consensus: A strained, laugh-free sequel, The Whole Ten Yards recycles its predecessor’s cast and plot but not its wit or reason for being.

Synopsis: After faking his death, former killer-for-hire Jimmy “The Tulip” Tudeski (Bruce Willis) retires to Mexico with his new wife, Jill (Amanda Peet), while his ex-wife,… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Bruce Willis, Matthew Perry, Amanda Peet, Kevin Pollak

Directed By: Howard Deutch, Tracee Stanley Newell, Andrew Stevens, David Bergstein

Critics Consensus: A romantic comedy that’s neither funny nor particularly romantic, Serving Sara is a forgettable time waster.

Synopsis: When Sara (Elizabeth Hurley) is served divorce papers while she is in New York, she is stunned. Not about to lose the fortune she amassed… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Matthew Perry, Elizabeth Hurley, Bruce Campbell, Amy Adams

Directed By: Reginald Hudlin, Dan Kolsrud, Roland Pellegrino

Critics Consensus: Bless the Child squanders its talented cast on a plot that’s more likely to inspire unintentional laughs than shivers.

Synopsis: When Maggie’s sister Jenna saddles her with an autistic newborn named Cody she touches Maggie’s heart and becomes the daughter she has always longed for…. View Full Synopsis

Starring: Kim Basinger, Jimmy Smits, Holliston Coleman, Rufus Sewell

Directed By: Chuck Russell, Bruce Davey, Robert Rehme, Lis Kern

Critics Consensus: Witlessly broad and utterly devoid of laughs, Vampires Suck represents a slight step forward for the Friedberg-Seltzer team.

Synopsis: Becca, an angst-ridden teenager, is torn between two supernatural suitors: vampire Edward and werewolf Jacob. However, she must find a way to evade her controlling… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Matt Lanter, Jenn Proske, Chris Riggi, Ken Jeong

Directed By: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer, Arnon Milchan

Critics Consensus: Code Name: The Cleaner is a limp action/comedy flick that alternates between lame, worn-out jokes and cheesy martial arts.

Synopsis: When Jake (Cedric the Entertainer) awakes one morning in a strange hotel room, he finds himself in a bit of a predicament; there’s a corpse… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Cedric the Entertainer, Lucy Liu, Nicollette Sheridan, Mark Dacascos

Directed By: Les Mayfield, Toby Emmerich, A.J. Dix, Lucy Liu

Critics Consensus: Flatliners falls flat as a horror movie and fails to improve upon its source material, rendering this reboot dead on arrival.

Synopsis: Five medical students embark on a daring and dangerous experiment to gain insight into the mystery of what lies beyond the confines of life. The… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Diego Luna, Nina Dobrev, James Norton, Kiersey Clemons

Directed By: Niels Arden Oplev, Michael Bederman, Robert Mitas, David Blackman

Critics Consensus: Speed 2 falls far short of its predecessor, thanks to laughable dialogue, thin characterization, unsurprisingly familiar plot devices, and action sequences that fail to generate any excitement.

Synopsis: Annie is looking forward to a Caribbean cruise with her cop boyfriend, Alex, who purchased the tickets to make up for lying about working on… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Sandra Bullock, Jason Patric, Willem Dafoe, Temuera Morrison

Directed By: Jan de Bont, Mark Gordon

Critics Consensus: The Covenant plays out like a teen soap opera, full of pretty faces, wooden acting, laughable dialogue, and little suspense.

Synopsis: In the 17th century, five families with supernatural powers make a pact of silence. Eventually one power-hungry family is banished. The descendants of those four… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Steven Strait, Toby Hemingway, Chace Crawford, Taylor Kitsch

Directed By: Renny Harlin, Andre Lamal, James McQuaid, Roger Mincheff

Critics Consensus: The Fog is a so-so remake of a so-so movie, lacking scares, suspense or originality.

Synopsis: The prosperous town of Antonio Bay, Ore., is born in blood, as the town’s founders get their money by murdering a colony of lepers. But… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Tom Welling, Maggie Grace, Selma Blair, DeRay Davis

Directed By: Rupert Wainwright, Derek Dauchy, Todd Garner, Dan Kolsrud

Critics Consensus: Plagued by paper-thin characterizations and a hackneyed script, Material Girls fails to live up to even the minimum standards of its genre.

Synopsis: Two sibling cosmetics heiresses (Hilary Duff, Haylie Duff) must grow up quickly when a company scandal leaves them penniless. Though it is tempting to follow… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Hilary Duff, Haylie Duff, Anjelica Huston, Brent Spiner

Directed By: Martha Coolidge, Gary Hamilton, Michael Mendelsohn, Tara Pirnia

Critics Consensus: A Little Bit of Heaven subjects viewers to a whole bunch of schmaltz – and strands Kate Hudson and Gael García Bernal in a fatally misguided film.

Synopsis: New Orleans ad executive Marley Corbett (Kate Hudson) is a free-spirited woman who embraces her easy sexuality, shuns commitment, and gains support and strength from… View Full Synopsis

Starring: Kate Hudson, Gael García Bernal, Kathy Bates, Lucy Punch

Directed By: Nicole Kassell, Neil Sacker, Michael Goguen, Michael J. Witherill