Mean Girls (2009, Nintendo DS)
The rights to Mean Girls must’ve fallen between Paramount’s couch cushions, explaining why

the game didn’t come out ’til five years after the movie played. Lindsay Lohan doesn’t appear on the

box cover because starring in I Know Who Killed Me carries a certain

je ne sais quoi over lowly video game appearances. So much, in fact, that the game was

never released in America, robbing us Yankee plebs of other Europe-exiled artworks like Johnny

Depp’s The Brave, or Don’s Plum.