Bebe’s Kids (1994, SNES)
While there’s appeal in children inflicting bodily harm upon grown-ups (the Home Alone game
is like some sort of Dungeon Keeper Jr.), it’s taken to a disturbing extreme in this
adaptation of the animated Bebe’s Kids movie. Based on the late comedian Reginald Hudlin’s
experience with his girlfriend’s kids, you play as one of two Bebe’s babes, wailing on adults and
dogs because everybody’s at the same theme park (and not an InGen death trap, a regular one). What
kind of future millennials behavior is that?