On Wednesday night, a group of unnamed producers took to Twitter to announce their intention to remake Star Wars: The Last Jedi. The names of those involved were not disclosed, along with their filmmaking experience, or lack thereof, or their connection to the franchise. We only know the Twitter account is apparently from San Francisco, and that – according to the campaign website – the group has raised almost $50,000 for the project. One thing we do know for sure: The reality of this project coming to fruition doesn’t exist even in a galaxy far far away.
Our team of producers is offering to cover the budget for a remake of The Last Jedi in order to save Star Wars. Share this and spread the word to let @RobertIger & @Disney know you want this! This isn’t a joke, we’re ready to have the convo now! #RemakeTheLastJedi #StarWars
— Remake The Last Jedi (@RMTheLastJedi) June 20, 2018
Why the call for a remake? Rian Johnson’s The Last Jedi earned over $1.3 billion globally and was well received by critics, but a small and vocal segment of fans have derided the film as sounding the death knell for the franchise. The group behind the Remake The Last Jedi campaign aligns with this vocal minority and in a bold stroke of hubris, they also attest that they could make a better film. No circumstance would persuade Bob Iger, Kathleen Kennedy, or Disney to allow amateurs within 50 feet of their closely guarded intellectuall property, but that didn’t stop the group from laying out their plan.
The group’s initial tweet did declare it was not a joke, but the Internet did not listen – it had a field day lampooning the implausible and hilarious proposal. Here are some of the funniest tweets from critics and filmmakers about the proposed Last Jedi remake.
Yo I’m very confused as to what your goal is here. You literally want to spend 200 million dollars remaking the last Jedi? And someone is giving you that money? I don’t get it.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) June 21, 2018
The guys who want to remake THE LAST JEDI are clearly deranged. However my plan to remake GYMKATA is very real and serious. In this 325-part Twitter thread I will lay out exactly how I play to
— Matt Singer (@mattsinger) June 21, 2018
I’m going to remake The Last Jedi remake and make every character a LADY and have Luke Skywalker marry six porgs in a trenchcoat.
— Alicia Lutes (@alicialutes) June 21, 2018
SEQUELS THAT NEED DO-OVER REMAKES MORE THAN “THE LAST JEDI”:
– X-Men: The Last Stand
– Men in Black II
– Speed 2: Cruise Control
– TMNT III
– Rocky V
– Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
– Dumb and Dumberer
– The “Look Who’s Talking” where they get a bunch of dogs— Max Scoville (@MaxScoville) June 21, 2018
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— Ash Crossan (@AshCrossan) June 21, 2018
Inspired by the internet strangers trying to remake THE LAST JEDI, I would like to announce my bid to remake PRETTY IN PINK where Andie chooses neither boy and is probably way better off living her best, independent, fabulous life. Thank you.
— Michelle in ?? World Cup mode (@michelledeidre) June 21, 2018
Pleased to announce that my producers and I will be hiring Rian Johnson to remake the remake of THE LAST JEDI as soon as it’s done shooting, and it will be exactly the same as the first LAST JEDI. Checkmate, bitches.
— Scott Wampler™ (@ScottWamplerBMD) June 21, 2018
Cardi B already gave us The Last Jedi remake we need honestly pic.twitter.com/3nsc5iyk0Z
— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) June 21, 2018
For a sweet $200 mil I wouldn’t remake anything; I’d just give the people what they want, and that’s a MAN FROM UNCLE sequel. pic.twitter.com/GXxiwgNqP8
— Carly Lane (@carlylane) June 21, 2018
I’m going to remake The Last Jedi except the role of Luke Skywalker will now be played by Kelly Marie Tran. Kylo Ren will be played by Kelly Marie Tran. General Hux will also be Kelly Marie Tran. And Carrie Fisher will be Leia forever and always.
— Kim Horcher (@kimscorcher) June 21, 2018
Guys, the Last Jedi remake early footage looks pretty awesome. pic.twitter.com/qVnr3gaqSf
— Brian Tallerico (@Brian_Tallerico) June 21, 2018
please please please please pleeeeeeeaaaase please actually happen please please please please please ?????????????????????????? https://t.co/mNpSjgovax
— Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson) June 21, 2018