American Horror Story returned Tuesday with a seventh season premiere that was both very much like the seasons that came before it — serial killer clowns, anyone? — but also unlike any of the seasons, with its of-the-moment plotline and commentary on our current political climate.
Spoiler warning: Stop here if you haven’t watched the season premiere of American Horror Story: Cult.
Fans were understandably pumped (and nervous) about American Horror Story’s return.
Me when American Horror Story comes back #AHSCult https://t.co/pG1sCoOOxU
— mariana (@smokeyxtaboo) September 6, 2017
#AHSCult is on tonight ??? @AHSFX pic.twitter.com/hvt84j5nUA
— Sarah Litvin (@LaSarah2013) September 6, 2017
I'm so hyped for #AHSCult snatch my soul and wig at once please!!!! pic.twitter.com/ZKJ5EsbxQp
— Nathan Allen Pirtle (@workwthecoach) September 6, 2017
I'm so not ready for #AHSCult last season messed me up mentally. pic.twitter.com/PVz0uzXOFJ
— Jasmine (@PrincessJas143) September 6, 2017
And once it started, the show did not let up for over an hour. Here are the six biggest moments from the Cult premiere and the best fan reactions from social media.
Ryan Murphy and Co. do not pull any punches right out of the gate. The opening scene starts off with clips of Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton during the campaign, then goes right into election night, with Kai (Evan Peters) celebrating because Trump won and Ally (Sarah Paulson) melting down for the same reason — and people at her house already starting to play the blame game.
Viewers were immediately freaking out at living election night all over again.
These memories are too real ✨ too soon #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/kHDroXrcKP
— ▲eryk b/•nksツ (@_mykisskillsz_) September 6, 2017
I wasn't aware #AHSCult was a reality show…. pic.twitter.com/fp6UhoNpKX
— Jay Breeze (@DeLaBreezus) September 6, 2017
OMG this opening AHS scene #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/H8jlNFlWLy
— Alia Degen (@aliajessica1) September 6, 2017
"I told you to go vote, now look what happened" #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/Z9fxse3vog
— Ari (@Grwnwomanreadya) September 6, 2017
Summation of election night in a gif #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/aBU40wUh23
— Early Eckles (@MyNameIsEarly_) September 6, 2017
And then Kai spreads actual Cheeto dust on his face to make it orange, because of course he does — this is Ryan Murphy.
*Evan Peters casually blending cheetos in the blender and rubs it all over his face* #AHSCult #AHS7 #AHS pic.twitter.com/yWBmt49u0n
— Drew Sturgill (@DrewCipro) September 6, 2017
I'm YODELING! ? #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/s8AkSvPbMi
— Jessika ? (@Its_Me_Jessika) September 6, 2017
OMG! He used actual Cheetos dust! #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/bM3SavFSQw
— Maggie Daubenspeck (@mdauber8) September 6, 2017
Evan Peters face right now… #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/6qtc2hVzqB
— Briana Maddalena (@BrianaMaddalena) September 6, 2017
Who wore it better ?? ?? #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/Ofg066hYe6
— storm lincoln (@qweertynm) September 6, 2017
In maybe the most terrifying callback of any AHS season, Cult featured the return of Twisty the Clown (John Carroll Lynch), which is a horrifying nightmare for some viewers and a triumphant return for others — even if it did turn out to be a big fake-out.
TWISTY IS THE BEST CHARACTER OF ALL TIME #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/ZDjJpvK4yp
— Jenna Sloan (@JennaSloan25) September 6, 2017
#AHSCult I'm just here to see Twisty f**k s**t up and do balloon tricks. pic.twitter.com/5qcbsgrONh
— Nicole Bennett?♿? (@910nikkimo) September 6, 2017
It's the damn clown #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/dnFKyFjUbp
— Lily Beth (@itslilytoyou) September 6, 2017
MY MAN TWISTY IS BACK AND IM LITERALLY CRYING TEARS OF JOY ? #AHSCult @AHSFX
— shelby (@Shelby_H22) September 6, 2017
Twisty showed up to #AHSCult like pic.twitter.com/m3HAYI0G9N
— JIMI ANTWON (@JiMiAntwon) September 6, 2017
Y'all didn't mention Twisty would be returning, now y'all pushed it! #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/JnoKPS2Wg6
— Jay Breeze (@DeLaBreezus) September 6, 2017
All of us when that clown took his mask off and his bottom jaw was MF'n missing #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/N02vGdOcmR
— Educated Twink✨ (@DatBoiGotCakes) September 6, 2017
There was a lot going on in during Ally’s seemingly innocuous trip to the local grocery store. First you had Chaz Bono, noted LGBTQ advocate, playing a Trump-supporting checkout boy.
Chaz Bono is playing a Trump supporter. #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/vxEqSbikDp
— Lucifina ?? (@frankieeelynn) September 6, 2017
When I saw Chaz Bono put the Make American Great Again hat on… #ahscult pic.twitter.com/l84tnq0ddP
— Geraldism (@Geraldism) September 6, 2017
Chaz bono what you doing !! #AHSCult #AHS pic.twitter.com/fjYiBcGatu
— 11:11 (@virmill1212) September 6, 2017
Then you had Sarah Paulson wasting perfectly good wine on the insane clown posse that invades the store.
#AHSCult Sarah Paulson throwing wine bottles
Me: pic.twitter.com/L7xPAeSMDd— Joanne (@aspergajoanne) September 6, 2017
Sarah Paulson throwing wine at all the clowns at the grocery store pic.twitter.com/FPdH9uwLJL
— Kayla Harrington (@oh_kayx) September 6, 2017
#AHSCult Sarah Paulson with that damn wine bottle like a rogue crackhead????? pic.twitter.com/U1BDZPOZXh
— Thotty by Nature (@AForAnarchy) September 6, 2017
Finally, some produce department clown doggy style, because why not?
really? right in front of my watermelons? #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/FdxlJHojEH
— muffintop mark (@chalhoubmark) September 6, 2017
Wait ?? why they had to disrespect the watermelons like that though #AHSCULT pic.twitter.com/A8CFsSvuXx
— Blessed ✨ (@Simply_Quilla3) September 6, 2017
Why are all of these clowns so nasty??? #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/2yXEICwDWw
— roderick (@slimzimmy) September 6, 2017
But it all turns out to be a hallucination on Ally’s part … or does it? Later it looks like the clowns were real, but then why does Gary Longstreet (Bono) the checkout guy act like he didn’t see anything? Is he part of it?
Winter (Billie Lourd) and Kai have an interesting relationship. Are they a couple? Are they siblings? Are they both? It’s hard to say.
I need to know what Kai and Winters relationship is, cause they are giving me weird vibes ?#AHSCult
— CeCe (@yosoycece712) September 6, 2017
Was there blood and poop??? #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/GxgaEUlMsL
— Lauren (@LrBateman27) September 6, 2017
But Winter is now the new nanny for Ally and Ivy’s son and fans are disgusted and fascinated with her. They seem particularly offended by her excitement over a Lena Dunham retweet.
"best day of my life is when lena dunham retweeted me" #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/FQRsoLBLuW
— derek ✊? (@sashastara) September 6, 2017
When you're proud that Lena Dunham retweeted you: #ahscult pic.twitter.com/1qb6UQvL1K
— Jake Martinez (@__jakemartinez) September 6, 2017
Listen if I heard the words Lena Dunham retweeted me, the interview is over #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/2vOgOvnaxL
— despondent baddie (@shes8ack) September 6, 2017
"Happiest moment of my life is when Lena Dunham retweeted me"
this chick #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/CONGtbMY9A
— [soulcool] (@DashingSoulJay) September 6, 2017
Poor Tom and Marilyn Chang. Taken out by killer clowns in brutal, sadistic fashion. But you know what’s even worse? That a little boy was watching through the window — and that no one will believe him about what he saw. Will Ivy and Ally’s son Ozzy now become a target of the murderous clowns? And would the show go there?
We all scream for ice cream. #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/e77uDiEOgJ
— AHS Central (@Facts_AHS) September 6, 2017
DID SHE TAKE HIM OUT TO WITNESS A MURDER BRO? #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/qdbo2PFF32
— EXO POWER has HER ? (@zitacica_) September 6, 2017
HOLD UP IF THE LIL BOY ALSO SAW THE CLOWNS, ARE THEY REAL??? #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/nyuLF61OR4
— antonio (@antoniodelotero) September 6, 2017
ARE THESE CLOWNS MF REAL OR MF NOT #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/nAwU2mA4Hd
— jack !!! (@kingjoshdun) September 6, 2017
SOMBODY HELP THIS CHILD GoD I WANT TO HUG HIM STOP SHOWING HIM DEAD BODIES #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/WXwNChjHXZ
— ashley (@5secondsxxluke) September 6, 2017
Let me find out they gone kill that little boy #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/n8QGaAWwX0
— da(m)niel (@dubyalea) September 6, 2017
It wasn’t a “moment,” per se, but people had a lot of feelings about Peters sporting a man-bun and possibly being a Republican (though it seems like he’s more of an anarchist than a Republican).
For all you Evan fans…. meet Kai. #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/F1aD6bIgNo
— AHS Central (@Facts_AHS) September 6, 2017
When you excited for #AHSCult and then you see Evan pic.twitter.com/s3FH6ff6oP
— Anthony Turner (@TheOneFuzz) September 6, 2017
Living for evan peters in a suit and man bun #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/eSdolguCqS
— jessica (@Jessica_Claire1) September 6, 2017
A blue man-bun. Can we say doucheeeee!!! #AHSCult
— Kc (@93pct_stardust) September 6, 2017
EVAN PETERS WITH A MAN BUN HELLOOOOOO ?????? #AHSCult
— Ashley (@AshleyWinward) September 6, 2017
Me trying to pretend that Evan Peters isnt a republican this season #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/BFnMs8fMSJ
— Summer (@jakegyllenussy) September 6, 2017
I just gonna pretend that Evan Peters is not a republican this season #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/aYWECTkudB
— xoxo, j (@gagascowboyhat) September 6, 2017
But after “Election Night,” the only question is: Will Donald Trump publicly react to the American Horror Story: Cult premiere?
Me waiting for @realDonaldTrump to tweet about the show tonight #AHSCult #AHS pic.twitter.com/xd3X1sj8Y6
— ❤️Briana❤️ (@Just1Bri) September 6, 2017
A Season long drag session of Trumps presidency?…Here for it #AHSCult pic.twitter.com/588FnGQifr
— SydsaKidd (@Sydopolis) September 6, 2017
American Horror Story: Cult airs Tuesdays at 10 p.m. on FX