The Omen (1976, 86%)
Checks and balances guarantee Satan would never get anywhere near the White House — luckily, we have the movies to indulge in our unrequited fantasies! In The Omen, an American diplomat secretly switches out his stillborn baby with a newly orphaned toddler without telling his wife. Should’ve checked that bassinet tag closer, because hellacious tyke Damien grows up with an ungodly power of persuasion and, in the sequels, finds success in both the private and public sector.