The Jelly of the Month Club
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989, 64%)

If you ask us, a Jelly of the Month Club doesn’t sound so bad. And if he hadn’t been expecting a Christmas bonus in its place, Clark Griswold probably would have enjoyed a little boysenberry spread on his toast too, instead of unleashing an epic rant that would shake the very foundations of the National Lampoon offices.