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The He-Man Woman Haters Club
The Little Rascals (1994, 23%)

Particularly in today’s cultural climate, this club might look like some kind of early-education recruitment organization for Red Pillers, but you know what? They’re just kids, and sometimes kids are stupid. So if you can look past that, and you’re into soapbox racing, drag ballet, and a smidge of arson, sign your grade-schooler up and prepare for hijinks.