Gigli (2003, 7%)
Like a case of collective Stockholm Syndrome, America was getting used to “Bennifer,” the pagan portmanteau

denoting the holy unity of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. “Bennifer Spotted at Venice Farmers Market, Rejecting

Wrinkled Squash,” the headlines read. “Bennifer Snorkeling Off Point Dume,” “Bennifer Anticipates Rise of Silver

Lake Neighborhood as Hipster Enclave, Escorted Out of HOA Meeting,” and so on. So when negative chatter arose

over Gigli, a monument to Bennifer’s enduring love, that the movie was actually a complete

embarrassment, we thought, “Could it be? Truly? Gobble,

gobble.”