Assassin’s Creed (2016, 17%)
Speakin’ of the Fassbend, Michael has had seven movies come out over the last two years, all but one Rotten
(Alien: Covenant was Fresh, but didn’t seem like anybody really enjoyed it). We were hoping that
Assassin’s Creed would break the video game movie curse, especially if you consider Fassbender produced
it, the guy who did 2015’s Macbeth directed it, and Marion Cotillard was there somewhere, too. Alas,
the film spends too much time in the present and not enough action scenes in old Spain jumping
off church steeples into bales of hay.
