A Good Day to Die Hard (2013,

14%)
Nobody was clamoring for a new Die Hard, especially a PG-13 take 12 years after With a

Vengeance. But it came. And it was pretty good! Even with Justin Long! So when another Die Hard

reared its shiny head, audiences met it with…not excitement, exactly, but not nearly the trepidation that’s

been attached to Bruce Willis movies of recent years. But how foolish were we! It would soon be clear as the

color of night that here came another phoned-in Willis performance, a sad yippie-kai-meh to one of America’s

most vital action icons.