The House on Sorority Row (1983)
Tomatometer: 43%
Sorority Row (2009)
Tomatometer: 22%
The original featured a deformed attic-dweller exacting revenge on sorority girls over his mother’s death. In 2009, the remake included a post-credits, long-con killer: student debt. Follow the path of two-thirds of Rotten Tomatoes employees and stay out of school, kids.
