Round 1 (CLOSED)

Here are the round 1 results:

DEADLY DADS
2.9K voted
Randyll Tarly – 826 (28.8%)
Roose Bolton – 2,040 (71.2%)

MAGICAL DICKS
2.9K voted
The Night King – 2,098 (73.6%)
Pyat Pree – 752 (26.4%)

THE HULKS
2.8K voted
Gregor “The Mountain” Clegane – 2,616 (92.2%)
Biter – 221 (7.8%)

A BEAR, A BEAR
2.8K voted
live bear – 554 (19.8%)
wight bear – 2,249 (80.2%)

RELIGIOUS LEADERS
2.8K voted
High Sparrow – 1,706 (60.5%)
Melisandre – 1,116 (39.6%)

ROYAL DICKS
2.8K voted
King Joffrey Baratheon – 2,697 (94.9%)
Prince Viserys Targaryen – 145 (5.1%)

THE YOUNG ONES
2.8K voted
Olly – 1,547 (55.2%)
The Waif – 1,254 (44.8%)

GRUMPY OLD MEN
2.8K voted
Walder Frey – 2,271 (81.2%)
Craster – 527 (18.8%)

THE BRUTES
2.8K – voted
Sandor “The Hound” Clegane – 1,013 (36.5%)
Rorge – 1,763 (63.5%)

GREYJOYS
2.8K voted
Euron Greyjoy – 2,061 (74.5%)
Balon Greyjoy – 705 (25.5%)

BATTLE OF THE BASTARDS
2.8K voted
Ellaria Sand – 87 (3.1%)
Ramsay Snow/Bolton – 2,702 (96.9%)

WARDENS OF WESTEROS
2.8K voted
Tywin Lannister – 1,875 (68%)
Stannis Baratheon – 882 (32%)

WITCHY WOMEN
2.7K voted
Septa Unella – 1,580 (57.7%)
Mirri Maz Duur – 1,157 (42.3%)

THE FANATICS
2.7K voted
Selyse Baratheon – 1,349 (49.3%)
Lancel Lannister – 1,386 (50.7%)

MURDEROUS MOMS
2.7K voted
Cersei Lannister – 2,314 (84.4%)
Lysa Arryn – 429 (15.6%)

RUMBLE IN THE RED KEEP
2.7K voted
Petyr ‘Littlefinger’ Baelish – 2,457 (90%)
Qyburn – 273 (10%)