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Battle of the Game of Thrones A**holes

The fantasy series has offered up some epic jerks, but who's the jerkiest one of all? Ramsay Bolton wins our fight for a--hole supremacy.

by | April 14, 2019 | Comments

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Round 3 (CLOSED)

Ah, sweet revenge. Cersei won round 2 and now gets yet another shot at the nasty Septa who tormented her. Goodbye, Littlefinger! You’re a–holery was no match for the queen’s. Murderous muppet Olly also broke in the face of stiff competition: Walder Frey. And the Mountain trounced the wight bear. King Joffrey made quick and thorough work of the High Sparrow, while The Night King fought a surprisingly close match with kingslayer Roose Bolton. His bastard son Ramsay Bolton defeated Joffrey’s grandfather on both sides, Tywin Lannister, and next meets up with Euron Greyjoy, which will be a fantastic fight to behold.

Results:

MAGICAL DICK vs. A HULK
4.4K voted
The Night King – 2,168 (49.8%)
Gregor “The Mountain” Clegane – 2,189 (50.2%)

ROYAL DICK vs. GRUMPY OLD MAN
4.3K voted
King Joffrey Baratheon – 3,688 (84.9%)
Walder Frey – 658 (15.1%)

A GREYJOY vs. THAT BOLTON BASTARD
4.3K voted
Euron Greyjoy – 183 (4.2%)
Ramsay Snow/Bolton – 4,157 (95.8%)

WITCHY WOMAN vs. MURDEROUS MOM
4.3K voted
Septa Unella – 582 (13.4%)
Cersei Lannister – 3,753 (86.6%)

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