The Weekly Ketchup: No Damon as Kirk, Bart Simpson Exposed, Kevin Smith Wants Rosario Dawson, And More!

Also, Damon on Bourne and a peek at Iron Man

by | July 27, 2007 | Comments

In this week’s Ketchup, Matt Damon ends speculation about becoming the new James T. Kirk, The Simpsons Movie takes advantage of cinematic liberties, and Kevin Smith wants Rosario Dawson in his Porno. Also, Damon shows wear and tear from the third Bourne movie and a new look at Iron Man. Read on.

This Week’s Most Popular News:

Matt Damon Sets the Star Trek Record Straight
For months we’ve heard some sort of rumor connecting Matt Damon to J.J. Abrams’ upcoming Star Trek film. And now the actor has come out and offered the final word.

Full Frontal Bart in The Simpsons Movie
The Simpsons Movie is not an R rated affair like the South Park movie. They did not go overboard on profanity or racy content, but they did manage to slip some full frontal nudity in the film.

Kevin Smith Wants Rosario Dawson for Porno
After becoming well and truly smitten with Rosario Dawson on the set of Clerks 2, it seems that Kevin Smith wants the actress to play the lead in his next comedy Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

Damon Worn Out on Bourne Ultimatum
The Bourne Ultimatum continues the fast paced, brutal fight scenes of the series as Jason Bourne takes out formidable bad guys. Three movies into the franchise, Matt Damon is starting to feel his age.

A Slick New Look at Iron Man!
There’s a reason that Empire Magazine is considered one of the best movie mags in the world. And here’s another one: They snagged a really slick new photo of next summer’s Iron Man!


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