Hollywood Baby Watch: Gwyneth Delivers Baby Moses

by | April 11, 2006 | Comments

It’s time again for a roundup of Hollywood goings-on, and what better subject is there than the reproductive patterns of A-listers?

We’ll start off with the trifecta of Tinseltown degrees-of-dating: Gwyneth, Brad & Angelina, and Jen. If you reach but a short ten years into the past, you’ll remember Brad’s brief engagement to Gwyneth, then Brad’s marriage to Jen, Gwyneth’s becoming Mrs. Coldplay, Brad and Jen’s break up, Brad and Angelina (and the resulting Brangelina), and now, Jen and Vince.

And though Gwyneth already set the pace by having baby Apple with Chris Martin two years ago, the others are starting to catch up.

Sure, Angelina adopted baby Maddox back in 2003 with then-husband Billy Bob Thornton, and then added daughter Zahara to her single-parent family last year. But then came the big news; Angelina and barely confirmed bf Brad were pregnant, and are now expecting a baby any day. We think they’re holed up somewhere in Namibia. Thank you, People Magazine.

But once again stealing everyone’s thunder, Gwyneth beat her ex to the punch again this week, delivering her and Martin’s second baby. Undeterred by the hubbub she unleashed when she named her daughter after a piece of fruit (clean, Biblical fruit, she’s explained), Gwyneth gave her new son a much less exotic name: Moses.

As if for lack of controversy, a pregnant Gwyneth was spotted sipping a Guinness last month, eschewing all those "scientific" studies warning women that alcohol is, in fact, not good for a growing fetus (though some attest to its health benefits — thank you, US Weekly).

On to Jen and Vince. The couple notoriously kept it under wraps while shooting their upcoming rom-com, "The Break Up," and though the tabs doubted their togetherness at first, the two have made it official, by moving in together. They’ve been spotted househunting in Chicago — could a baby be next on the agenda? Thanks again for the scoop, US Weekly — we’d be lost without ya.

In more baby news, Scientology‘s poster couple du jour, Tom and Katie, are expecting their first child "any minute" now — merci, People — in the culmination of a year’s worth of bizarre media moments since the two went public. Who thought Tom could ever top his couch-jumping, his anti-psychology rant, or even his public feud with Brooke Shields? Well, we knew he had it in him; thanks to Tom and good old L.Ron Hubbard, we can add the phrases "silent birth," "adult pacifier" and "Super Adventure Club" to the modern lexicon.

Another baby announcement just made today: Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard, now engaged, are expecting their first child — and with those genes, he/she will be the future messiah of indie cinema. All hail baby Gyllengaard!

Tag Cloud

slasher Grammys Pride Month discovery summer TV preview Nat Geo south america Pop TV Song of Ice and Fire serial killer Epix TV movies fast and furious PaleyFest 72 Emmy Awards PBS SXSW 2022 screenings canceled TV shows Apple Acorn TV vampires foreign ViacomCBS composers christmas movies cops critics Showtime Black History Month Star Wars cancelled TV series travel Hallmark ABC based on movie anime name the review ID Wes Anderson art house Stephen King Superheroes ghosts transformers Walt Disney Pictures women Character Guide 90s ratings ABC Signature robots Kids & Family Shudder TCA Awards Disney streaming service History Endgame TCM nature natural history festivals monster movies South by Southwest Film Festival Tokyo Olympics award winner hollywood dexter miniseries TV renewals Turner Super Bowl Lifetime reviews trailers FXX animated Teen Vudu Sundance TV Tumblr kong scorecard technology movie Infographic Marathons Winter TV TIFF scary movies facebook TV Land spinoff San Diego Comic-Con Mystery Freeform HFPA dceu The Academy Fox News Sony Pictures japan Valentine's Day NBC toronto witnail Pirates Hollywood Foreign Press Association talk show Tarantino binge sports medical drama rom-coms streaming movies rotten movies we love OneApp mob Netflix Christmas movies Musicals The Walt Disney Company RT History ITV spanish 73rd Emmy Awards scary superhero Comic Book quibi documentaries Spectrum Originals asian-american blaxploitation news italian worst TV Instagram Live action-comedy die hard dark nfl obi wan Chilling Adventures of Sabrina sitcom chucky Arrowverse PlayStation Disney Photos comics Masterpiece deadpool biopic game show free movies DC Universe FX on Hulu Cartoon Network thriller cooking Alien Reality Competition adventure Television Critics Association posters Countdown remakes comic TCA mcc 24 frames Paramount Plus godzilla GoT Western Marvel Television BBC America tv talk DirecTV CNN LGBTQ comic book movies Spring TV cults HBO Go feel good green book comiccon National Geographic toy story Rock Black Mirror psychological thriller game of thrones revenge BET Awards sag awards CBS All Access Pop Holidays psycho DC Comics Oscar TCA Winter 2020 independent Best Director TBS Paramount Pictures The Walking Dead The Witch cancelled spy thriller stop motion NBA genre Box Office basketball romance heist movie BBC One Funimation social media Red Carpet halloween tv BBC cars 2018 Shondaland Apple TV+ CMT 93rd Oscars marvel cinematic universe New York Comic Con Binge Guide singing competition Peacock Tags: Comedy suspense book adaptation Amazon Studios adaptation zero dark thirty Year in Review Polls and Games dramedy jurassic park casting pirates of the caribbean reboot Ghostbusters children's TV Marvel razzies E! Ovation king kong Sundance new york Premiere Dates a nightmare on elm street teaser directors romantic comedy interviews documentary streamig period drama comedies indiana jones universal monsters rt labs Comedy Central Extras justice league nbcuniversal Superheroe Star Trek 71st Emmy Awards USA Dark Horse Comics young adult Calendar finale 2016 Certified Fresh scene in color Amazon Prime screen actors guild stoner A&E Rom-Com Mary poppins Interview Legendary Esquire DC streaming service Biopics films science fiction Nominations Mindy Kaling dreamworks Warner Bros. TruTV spanish language AMC Plus Focus Features American Society of Cinematographers GLAAD Family Lucasfilm cartoon spider-verse Elton John cancelled television Mary Tyler Moore Reality gangster mockumentary boxoffice international GIFs golden globes IFC Films biography wonder woman WarnerMedia Prime Video OWN true crime disaster Disney Channel rt labs critics edition football Musical MCU Sneak Peek series 99% elevated horror Hallmark Christmas movies olympics Hear Us Out 2021 crime drama E3 Creative Arts Emmys El Rey See It Skip It Amazon Prime Video hispanic The Purge Universal Pictures YouTube Premium trophy Trivia Rocketman book unscripted royal family Broadway Holiday Neflix 79th Golden Globes Awards streaming Captain marvel MTV dragons halloween classics prank Tomatazos Crunchyroll video on demand Paramount Network Crackle Britbox comic book movie Fantasy Comic-Con@Home 2021 Comedy TV One Food Network Mary Poppins Returns Logo blockbusters sequels jamie lee curtis japanese Netflix 2019 batman anthology blockbuster TLC Anna Paquin Trailer politics breaking bad docudrama legend telelvision TCA 2017 Video Games Disney+ Disney Plus Martial Arts IMDb TV Writers Guild of America kids Discovery Channel 2017 french BAFTA Fall TV Travel Channel Nickelodeon sequel Podcast Hulu AMC obituary king arthur Country debate Set visit VICE Film Festival video hispanic heritage month SXSW Academy Awards joker WGN docuseries First Reviews Pixar TNT police drama slashers The Arrangement Sundance Now Adult Swim mission: impossible concert aapi strong female leads Apple TV Plus FOX 4/20 SDCC dogs Toys Best and Worst venice Mudbound zombies high school supernatural spain Best Actress ESPN Summer new zealand dc Best Picture 2020 Exclusive Video Columbia Pictures Pacific Islander fresh 94th Oscars popular harry potter Brie Larson Chernobyl CW Seed NYCC hist kaiju Marvel Studios Starz Christmas 007 hidden camera space USA Network 45 renewed TV shows laika Winners ABC Family Syfy Women's History Month zombie IFC Bravo VOD Quiz Sci-Fi Pet Sematary Baby Yoda australia Image Comics broadcast Cannes best YA golden globe awards target marvel comics cats doctor who child's play festival 21st Century Fox black comedy Amazon television cancelled TV shows 78th Annual Golden Globe Awards james bond crime thriller theme song stand-up comedy Emmy Nominations APB BET war Thanksgiving Disney Plus 1990s Paramount new star wars movies Television Academy RT21 leaderboard Awards Tour VH1 canceled summer preview Oscars DGA Heroines what to watch satire Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Election Fargo versus Lionsgate Watching Series Emmys Schedule superman live action Best Actor saw Film LGBT adenture black aliens Horror criterion A24 diversity richard e. Grant President 2015 boxing Comics on TV rt archives MGM 20th Century Fox Awards mutant HBO werewolf archives cinemax twilight all-time Spike political drama historical drama The CW Tubi parents X-Men HBO Max Universal crossover movies summer TV critic resources sopranos SundanceTV spider-man Fox Searchlight Classic Film rotten know your critic CBS vs. Action YouTube Turner Classic Movies Rocky crime Animation YouTube Red Avengers FX Cosplay worst movies Ellie Kemper franchise MSNBC lord of the rings Opinion emmy awards First Look Drama comic books Lifetime Christmas movies Trophy Talk latino Music live event indie