The third episode of Feud: Bette and Joan was all about “Mommie Dearest,” but not exactly the Faye Dunaway movie based on Christina Crawford’s memoir.
Rather, it focused on Bette Davis’ (Susan Sarandon) and Crawford’s (Jessica Lange) strained relationships with their respective daughters — though in doing so, it did have to touch on Christina and Joan’s allegedly horrible relationship, which is something the fans have been dying to get to on the show.
First of all, we must point out that in honor of Davis’ pancake makeup look for What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?, fans have taken to watching Feud while wearing those kind of creepy white facial masks, which is ah-mazing.
Face masks during #feudfx just feels right. ?? https://t.co/TEfyQ934gf pic.twitter.com/p7w4KDM7EO
— Vinny ❄️ (@rwiggumrules) March 20, 2017
When you honor the legacy of #betteandjoan with face masks you need straws for your wine #FeudFX @FeudFX pic.twitter.com/WfXPCAS5PU
— Katie Thomas (@KTtheUnabridged) March 20, 2017
But back to the Mommie Dearest of it all: Suffice to say fans were pumped.
Mommy dearest is real #FeudFX pic.twitter.com/XR7grFIY9r
— Just Sway (@JSwayArt) March 20, 2017
lol nice to see we're finally getting into "Mommie Dearest" territory!!? @FeudFX #FeudFX pic.twitter.com/mkeSHmpsD8
— Lady Jane (@LadyJaneAsher) March 20, 2017
Joan was messed up from the start smh #FeudFX pic.twitter.com/4IdeG6theu
— Black-TV-Critic (@Black_TV_Critic) March 20, 2017
Davis’ daughter B.D. (Kiernan Shipka) was cast in the movie as the neighbor girl, after Crawford and Davis got the first one fired. Unfortunately, B.D. was, well, kind of terrible. But that made for some good snark on the part of the fans.
Kiernan got her wooden speaking voice from her other TV mom…. #FeudFX pic.twitter.com/Pk0LmRyhZv
— ?Petty Pendergrass (@BrittyKitty326) March 20, 2017
What she really wants to say to BD is… #FeudFX pic.twitter.com/rM3aKIMZJq
— Michael Sanders (@MDwightKeller) March 20, 2017
But the real tragedy of the episode is the scene where Crawford revealed she lost her virginity at the age of 11 — to her stepdad. It was heartbreaking and utterly horrifying.
#FeudFX Betty's reaction to Joan's story pic.twitter.com/oU5alfdaZz
— rodrigo santana (@rodrigo1993) March 20, 2017
#FeudFX we have charted into VC Andrews territory pic.twitter.com/P5nvOjmGBw
— ?Petty Pendergrass (@BrittyKitty326) March 20, 2017
#FeudFX that scene. Couldn't take my eyes off it. Fabulous. @FeudFX pic.twitter.com/wYgKVAsEbT
— Nicole Bennett (@910nikkimo) March 20, 2017
However, it goes a long way in explaining some things about Crawford, including her relationship with her children.
On a more “lighthearted” note, the highlight of the episode for viewers was most definitely the montage of Davis and Crawford being physically violent with each other in the infamous What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? scene where Davis repeatedly kicks Crawford’s character in the body and head.
#FeudFX #FeudBetteAndJoan
Joan: She slid that on purpose!
Bette: I barely touch her.
Everyone in America to Bette: pic.twitter.com/N4L80JvTvJ— Mohammed Olokode (@MohammedOlokod2) March 20, 2017
Low blow, darling. #FeudFX @SusanSarandon pic.twitter.com/WVxaD0N3nh
— FEUD: Bette and Joan (@FeudFX) March 20, 2017
#FeudFX WEIGHTS. I CANNOT. pic.twitter.com/Io4WdDYuxM
— Nicole Bennett (@910nikkimo) March 20, 2017
But between the serious mother-daughter moments and the filming of a couple iconic Baby Jane? scenes, the viewers have been hotly debating the inevitable Emmy feud between these two amazing leading ladies — but many seem to think episode 3 sealed the deal for Lange.
#JessicaLange won the #emmy tonight #FeudFX
— Casey Chapman (@JCaseyChapman) March 20, 2017
aaaanndddd Jessica Lange just won her #Emmy! #FeudFX #FeudBetteAndJoan @jessicalange
— Vanessa Marquez (@vanessathought) March 20, 2017
Anddddd we have another Emmy winning monologue from Jessica Lange #FeudFX
— But ya ARE, Blanche. (@brittreneehall) March 20, 2017
What do you think? Take the poll, then head down to the comments section to say why you think Lange or Sarandon should take home the hardware for Feud.
Feud: Bette and Joan airs Sundays at 10 p.m. on FX