The Golden Raspberry Award Foundation has issued its annual press release announcing the latest batch of Razzie nominees. In an ever-more-crowded field of bad scripts, bad acting, and all-around bad films, the Foundation has somehow managed to narrow its nominations down to a select few.
The nominees…
Worst Picture:
"Basic Instinct 2"
"Bloodrayne"
"Lady In The Water"
"Little Man"
"Wicker Man"
Worst Actor:
Tim Allen — "The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause," "The Shaggy Dog" and "Zoom"
Nicolas Cage — "Wicker Man"
Larry The Cable Guy (Dan Whitney) — "Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector"
Rob Schneider — "The Benchwarmers" and "Little Man"
Marlon Wayans & Shawn Wayans — "Little Man"
Worst Actress:
Hilary Duff & Haylie Duff — "Material Girls"
Lindsay Lohan — "Just My Luck"
Kristanna Loken — "Bloodrayne"
Jessica Simpson — "Employee Of The Month"
Sharon Stone — "Basic Instincts 2"
Worst Supporting Actor:
Danny DeVito — "Deck The Halls"
Ben Kingsley — "Bloodrayne"
M. Night Shyamalan — "Lady In The Water"
Martin Short — "Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause"
David Thewlis — "Basic Instinct 2" and "The Omen"
Worst Supporting Actress:
Kate Bosworth — "Superman Returns"
Kristin Chenoweth — "Deck The Halls," "Pink Panther" and "RV"
Carmen Electra — "Date Movie" and "Scary Movie 4"
Jenny McCarthy — "John Tucker Must Die"
Michelle Rodriguez — "Bloodrayne"
Worst Screen Couple:
Tim Allen & Martin Short — "Santa Clause 3"
Nicolas Cage & His Bear Suit — "Wicker Man"
Hilary & Haylie Duff — "Material Girls"
Sharon Stone’s Lop-Sided Breasts — "Basic Instinct 2"
Shawn Wayans & EITHER Kerry Washington OR Marlon Wayans — "Little Man"
Worst Remake or Rip-Off:
"Little Man"
"Pink Panther"
"Poseidon"
"The Shaggy Dog Story"
"Wicker Man"
Worst Prequel or Sequel:
"Basic Instinct 2"
"Big Momma’s House 2"
"Garfield 2: A Tail Of Two Kitties"
"Santa Clause 3"
"Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning"
Worst Director:
Uwe Boll — "Bloodrayne"
Michael Caton-Jones — "Basic Instinct 2"
Ron Howard — "The Da Vinci Code"
M. Night Shyamalan — "Lady In The Water"
Keenen Ivory Wayans — "Little Man"
Worst Screenplay:
"Basic Instinct 2"
"Bloodrayne"
"Lady In The Water"
"Little Man"
"Wicker Man"
Worst Excuse for Family Entertainment:
"Deck The Halls"
"Garfield 2: A Tail Of Two Kitties"
"RV"
"Santa Clause 3"
"The Shaggy Dog"
So enough with all the Oscar talk already — what’s more important is who’s taking home the most Razzies this year (and who’ll actually show up to collect). Anybody want to start laying odds on the appearance of an enraged Uwe Boll, threatening to fight everyone in the parking lot?
