Whew — we survived the leaks. But how to choose only five “best moments”? We’ve set ourselves an impossible task for episode 6 of Game of Thrones season 7, “Beyond the Wall.”
Spoiler warning: Stop here if you haven’t watched season 7, episode 6 of Game of Thrones.
Here are five moments that stood out in the sixth episode of HBO’s hit fantasy series.
You people are violent. The number of fans hoping that Arya (Maisie Williams) will wear her sister Sansa’s (Sophie Turner) face or stab Littlefinger (Aidan Gillen) through the eyeball was huge this episode — more huge than usual, that is. Perhaps Arya’s psycho act was infectious.
I’m not saying you’re wrong.
Arya: All I need is your face *grabs knife*
Sansa: #GameOfThrones #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/19lP9Br5i5— Annabelle 🙂 (@annabellebrou_1) August 21, 2017
Calling it arya already killed littlefinger and is posing as him in an elaborate test of sansa's loyalty #GameOfThrones
— trey (@azdak) August 21, 2017
Live look in at Littlefinger while Arya and Sansa argue #GameOfThrones #BeyondTheWall pic.twitter.com/nqY9qC6B7f
— District Dogma (@DistrictDogma) August 21, 2017
All things considered Sansa handled FINDING A FUCKING BAG OF HUMAN FACES IN HER SISTER'S LUGGAGE pretty well, wouldn't you say?
— Max Landis (@Uptomyknees) August 21, 2017
Sansa could have avoided all of this by trying to mend fences with Arya. And yeah Arya could listen better, but Sansa isn't talking…
— Mikki Kendall (@Karnythia) August 21, 2017
Sansa was married to two sadists. Maybe cut her a little slack, Arya. #gameofthrones #demthrones
— Imani Gandy (@AngryBlackLady) August 21, 2017
Arya is like: Sansa may be a capable politician, but what about her r-mails? @GameOfThrones
— James Hibberd (@JamesHibberd) August 21, 2017
Sansa gets no love for being the only goddamn adult in the room. Always.
— C.L. (@robin_shell) August 21, 2017
i wanna cry for young sansa believing in fairy tales and good people pic.twitter.com/LKJf17mWQE
— kinsey (@sansacstark) August 20, 2017
Sansa: wow its so great having the family back together again
Bran: ….
Arya: I will murder you and steal your fucking face#GameOfThrones— Sam Brady (@SamBrady17) August 21, 2017
Brienne telling Sansa what a snake Little Finger is and Sansa just dismissing her. Girl….#GameofThrones #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/077oMJ1pkz
— Emily (@ejweeks) August 21, 2017
The comedy was so good this episode. Guess they wanted to soften us up before they plunged the ice spear in.
Tormund (Kristofer Hivju): “You’re the one they call ‘the Dog.'”
The Hound (Rory McCann): “F— off.”
Tormund: “They told me you were mean.”
And…
The Hound: “You’re with Brienne of f—ing Tarth?”
Tormund: “Well, not with her — yet. But I see the way she looks at me.”
The Hound: “How does she look at you? Like she wants to carve you up and eat your liver?”
Tormund: “You do know her…I want to make babies with her. Think of them: great big monsters! They’d conquer the world!”
The Hound: “How did a mad f—er like you live this long?”
#GameofThrones
Jon: There's not a living woman within 100 miles of here
Tormund: We have to make due with what we got…?
Gendry: pic.twitter.com/XhhhI8AoWf— ThronesYall (@ThronesYall) August 21, 2017
I want an entire spinoff series that's just Tormund Giantsbane and The Hound living in an apartment together. #GameOfThrones #WinterIsHere
— filmaroni (@filmaroni) August 21, 2017
Tormund wants to make giant, world-conquering babies with Brianne ??? #GameOfThones #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/7Fb9MY0l7I
— Tiffany Tai (@tiffanymtai) August 21, 2017
(Photo by HBO)
The red shirts got it first from a dead bear, then Thoros of Myr (Paul Kaye) is mauled by the monstrosity.
(Photo by CBS)
Thoros survives, but later dies of hypothermia while spending the night on a small rock outcropping in the middle of a barely frozen lake surrounded by wights — who don’t float, by the way — and their White Walker masters.
Then — oh god no!
The Night King is about to dominate the next Olmypics.#GameofThrones #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/YisjLRo40i
— Denizcan Targaryen (@MrFilmkritik) August 21, 2017
Well kids. The Night King got his ice dragon. #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/DE5kEDFRWQ
— skillalicious (@skillalicious) August 21, 2017
Congratulations to Gendry and the Night King on their First Team All-Westeros Track and Field selections! #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/oPdQQBqLBs
— Zach Goins (@zach_goins) August 21, 2017
That'll be a 15 yard penalty on the Nights King #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/KlW2oBlMfI
— Joshua Silverman (@JoshMSilverman) August 21, 2017
But why didn't the dragon just burn the night king and end it all??! #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/YvKKB4gl2u
— Evan Cleaver (@EvanCleaver) August 21, 2017
Let’s just say, Viserion was unfortunately named.
Never should have named a dragon after bitch ass Viserys, he never could have grown up to be any good #GameOfThrones #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/bdCi4NWGXF
— Johanna (@artistsreward) August 21, 2017
My name is Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, Mother of Dragons. You killed my son. Prepare to die.#GameofThrones #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/RCOfRSsYsY
— Denizcan Targaryen (@MrFilmkritik) August 21, 2017
In Memoriam ?
Viserion ♥#GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/otN1lBVYUL— Daenerys Targaryen (@Daenerys_GOT) August 21, 2017
At Jon’s insistence — another plot issue — Daenerys flies off with a Drogon-load of heroes (and one wriggling wight), while Jon remains to battle the undead. Jon could have instead hopped up on the dragon behind Dany and pulled the other heroes to safety while Drogon sprayed the decomposing mass with more dragon fire. But no. Instead he gets pulled under water by the non-floating wights, somehow manages to free himself, hauls his fur-clad self up out of freezing water, and shudders his way over to the lake’s edge where he, of course, attracts the attention of the shambling horde.
And then! Uncle Benjen saved Jon.
When Jon finally found Uncle Benjen which is what he has been trying to do since Season 1 episode 1… only to watch him die#GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/xy0rSIInCA
— ThronesYall (@ThronesYall) August 21, 2017
Jon awakening to misty-eyed Dany and then pulling a dead-dragon-guilt-fueled bending of the knee triggered the shippers.
Jon telling Dany that he will bend the knee is the hottest thing to happen on #GameOfThrones & we've seen literally dozens of hot butts
— Molly Wyatt (@mollstothewall) August 21, 2017
Dany to jon: Bend the knee and marry me #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/OltYqZUgYv
— Yasmin Louzada (@Pudimin) August 21, 2017
Suddenly I don't really care if Jon bends the knee, Arya wants to wear Sansa's face and the Dragon is a wight. #GoTS7
— Dominique (@tradominique) August 21, 2017
Everybody was feeling a little like this after seeing Viserion sink into the lake.
WTF BRAN?! MAYBE A FREAKING HEADS UP? Stop being creepy and put some warg to use!#pissed #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/2T9vaUMvQF
— Cora Richard (@coralorean) August 21, 2017
YOU get a dragon! And YOU get a dragon! EVERYONE GETS A DRAGON! #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/jFfoy5lI1k
— shauna (@goldengateblond) August 21, 2017
#GameOfThrones my dad is in shocked, pissed, hurt, confused, pumped. pic.twitter.com/GF47B8wYGX
— Dodgers ? (@veegamez) August 21, 2017
The Night king just needs 2 more Dragons to get a Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon. #GameOfThrones #NoConfederate #Thronesyall #demthrones #GoTS7 pic.twitter.com/u0GCg2Cwrt
— PrometheusRisesAgain (@prometheus50K) August 21, 2017
i want to die. #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/92N9mtMh4l
— kai (@onlytomholland) August 21, 2017
We said goodbye to live Viserion — and hello to wight Viserion — and a pretty much guaranteed goodbye to Uncle Benjen, but the topknot-sporting Red Priest of R’hllor’s death hit us particularly hard.
Damn. RIP Thoros of Myr. #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/cVxfbPPpk1
— Khal Draghoe (@brownandbella) August 21, 2017
In honor of Thoros of Myr, Priest of R'hllor, Top Knot Extraordinaire, & the Bravest Knight Jorah has seen: My Rewatch Begins #BeyondTheWall pic.twitter.com/KolS0esYm0
— Thoros ❤️'s R'hllor (@ThorosLuvRhllor) August 21, 2017
Also, the Hound is just useless in a crisis.
Viserion is dead, Jon has hyperthermia, and The Night King has a dragon all because The Hound can't behave like an adult ? #GameOfThrones
— Chris Kagarise (@ibekeggy2) August 21, 2017
.@GameOfThrones You are not allowed to kill Tormund, Jon, Arya, Sansa, Dany, Brienne, Davos, Gendry, Yara or any more dragons. Cool?
— Kelsey (@KelsGro) August 21, 2017
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Game of Thrones season 7 finale airs Sunday, August 27 at 9 p.m. on HBO.