Tangy Honey Mustard

Ruff McThickridge plays a gearhead who knows how to make cars go fast. Real fast. So when the chance to enter the “Ruffles Cup” – the world’s deadliest race – appears on the horizon, Ruff and his sidekick, Bo Dato, put the pedal to the metal. They enter the race with a hot rod they’ve nicknamed “Honey Mustard” for her thrilling kick, tangy suspension, and sweet handling. Can Ruff and Bo handle the race’s deadly curves – and the even deadlier ones of Ruff’s love interest and fellow mechanic Mora Crunchy?

One part stunt man, one part hair model, and all parts dude, Ruff McThickridge is 175 pounds of muscle in an 8.5 ounce vacuum sealed bag. His headshot is a clenched fist. His star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame takes up an entire block. And his swagger has swagger. Ruff might not be the sharpest chip in the bag, but he’s a born leader. It takes a lot to ruffle his feathers – mmmm, Ruffles.

If that odd foreign exchange student you knew in college could sweet talk you in Spanish while juggling potatoes, he would be Bo Dato. Back in high school, Ruff put this fine young spud under his wing. Bo has a million-dollar smile and a 4-dollar wardrobe. He brings enthusiasm and positivity to every movie set. Unless craft services runs out of Ruffles chips. Then things get “loco.”

It’d be one sad brodown without the foxy Mora Crunchy to keep our heroes on their toes. Mora knows three languages: English, Spanish, and body. She can rock a tough attitude and roll her R’s. She knows how to replace a transmission and rev Ruff McThickridge’s engine. She’s smart. She’s sexy. She’s… not very good at acting. But, hey, two outta three ain’t bad.

Sloth’s origins are a mystery – like his penchant for nodding off at exactly the wrong moment, Urban legend says he joined Ruff McThickridges gang by accident, after stumbling out of the woods and mistaking Ruff’s mustache for a velvet hammock. His expertise in explosives is undone at every turn by his incredible and incurable narcolepsy. Watching paint dry is on his bucket list. And time drags when he’s having fun.